Free from it

[kineticpenguin]

“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

[sindri42]

They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

[attempt-62]

Just makes me the happiest person ever when I ask a small thing and it gets blown up out of proportion. You wanted me to care, so now I care and I get fussed at for it. Thanks, best ever.

[fitheach-chroit]

cute autumn wallpapers for the spooky season

[pereczke]

Didn't have the time for halloween gifs this year but I made a few lockscreens!

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

[bzgy15]

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[ohgoodnessmeeohmy]

Wexter: *Exists.*

Tumblr:

[shinypurplefish]

I came for the dino stayed for the #cursed biology tags

[brightlotusmoon]

This is why Tumblr.

[wolfsteax]

every time there’s a new Wexter addition and thats all I care about

[foodffs]

Cheesy Spaghetti Squash Recipe

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[fairydropart]

I’ve added some new stuff to my Redbubble shop! 

[lavenderamadea]

Maybe its just a dream, but its a beautiful one 03/22/2021 

[cardiganstudies]

you’re sat at your kitchen table studying. you can hear the birds singing. you’re baking a loaf of bread. you’ve just understood a new topic. you’re happy.

[hawberries]

elementals

stickers | prints | wild canine series

[images are 8 paintings of big cats with fantasy elemental motifs: a dark brown lion with stylized flames in place of its mane; a blue snow leopard with snowflake patterns in its coat and icicles forming on its fur; a clouded leopard shrouded in grey stormclouds; a cougar perched on some striated rocks, with geodes dotting its fur; a tiger prowling with bright green vegetation sprouting from its stripes; a winking cheetah with a bright arc of lightning running along the length of its body; a blue jaguar, floating serenely with a ring of water splashing around it; and a purple-tinged panther prowling, with bright pink cracks of arcane energy creeping up from its paws and tailtip. bright diamond sparks float around it.]

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection

[lostsometime]

‘girl with a gorgeous voice sings in a weirdly industrial space that actually has incredible acoustics, turning the song into a heavenly choir of one’ is such a SPECIFIC genre of video and i never get tired of it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

[meekona]

so, i made a thing

[birdadjacent]

Not quite the same concept (sorry to add on), but this is the sign I have right inside my door

[welcometothejunkpile]

[studentlifeproblems]

[tempestpaige]

it’s so hard to pick a halloween aesthetic. there are so many options out there

[tempestpaige]

first you have your vintage halloween aesthetic. for me (born in 1995) it reminds me of my earliest halloweens as a child, the Halloween’s spent at relatives house or how my kindergarten classroom was decorated. lots of orange, blown plastic decorations, taking us back to a time before candy corn was a discourse topic

this is your basic “Pinterest autumn” aesthetic, but I don’t mean that in a bad way! comfy novelty socks, Halloween movie marathons, pumpkin carving and pumpkin spice lattes, this aesthetic is refreshing and comforting. embraces the entire season of fall and not just the day of Halloween.

“neon Halloween” or the “halloween party aesthetic” this reminds me of nighttime, being old enough to trick or treat by myself and hitting up the scariest houses. loud dance music, themed drinks, and fog machines.

swapping out the traditional orange, green and purple for lavender, pink and blue, Pastel Halloween is a new one that’s gained traction over the years, in part due to “kawaii” culture gone mainstream and the pastel goth aesthetic.

“Gothic Halloween” is a more mature Halloween aesthetic and likely one that people into it will decorate with year round. Bats, red roses and skulls, think “Addams family mansion”

Another new one, the “celestial Halloween” aesthetic is enjoyed by all your witches and tarot readers. crystal balls, crystal skulls, crystal everything. the dominant colors for this aesthetic are purple and blue, paired with silver, gold or black. also crosses over with a spooky plant aesthetic for some reason.

[friends-first-deactivated201205]

[coolsaddad-blog]

How to tape up your hands before a fight

[coelasquid]

Useful reference?

[molecular-despot]

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

[coelasquid]

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

[angelicpaintbrush]

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.