attempted burger

I'm not just some guy, I'm just some other stuff as well! pronouns still he/him/any, but that could change in the future. non-binary, but probably on the trans woman side of things (not ready to say for certain that I am a trans woman, but I won't sit scared on the sidelines) bisexual and pansexual (sometimes the gender expression is what attracts me, sometimes expression gender doesn't factor into it).

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[attempted-burger]

Just once I want to be in the presence of someone making such an out of pocket statement, and to have the presence of mind to offer an asinine question in response, like "...are you suggesting the crocodiles get married first?"

Anyways, happy pride.

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]

[attempted-burger]

in what critics are calling "its a movie I guess"...

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. unbridled chaos

[attempted-burger]

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[attempted-burger]

The answer is "yes".

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[attempted-burger]

google = garry's oogle.

[pseudomantis]

This is so sad they won't let it outside and it can't forget what it saw 💔

[attempted-burger]

allegory of the rooms

[scrollofs0rrow]

i love this fucking picture

[attempted-burger]

see, the "invisible" thing isn't the rings power, the ring is a monkey's paw style wishing item. It allows you to impose your deepest desire at the moment you put it on, which is why galadriel and Gandalf both warned frodo against letting them have it.

The reason the hobbits were able to use it marginally safely was that their "fight or flight" skewed heavily towards "flight" meaning that it was hard to want anything other than disappearing in any situation where they put it on.

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[attempted-burger]

(to the tune of "funiculi funicula"'s chorus)

The Italy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

Along-a came the rain and washed the spider out!

The sun came out

Without a doubt

Dried up the rain

So once agaaaaaain !

The Italy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[kushblazer666]

[attempted-burger]

CW's homestuck live action casting

[princessdraconic]

this fucking lich name

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[attempted-burger]

the ones who hop away from omelas...

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[attempted-burger]

I can't remember if I turned the oven off.

And im #evil

[akashicrecord]

I don't know if I'm asexual or just having a hard time quitting nicotine

[akashicrecord]

Don't beat me and rip my breasts off but I had to get another vape because I really can't quit in the middle of applying for disability benefits and grad school and learning to date again. If I try to do all that without nic I'll just start throwing furniture at people

[attempted-burger]

Imagine the gains from throwing furniture tho. You could be swole as fuuuuuck

[storyweavingspider]

THEY FUCKING GOT SALEM WHAT THE HELL. HES GONE MY FRIEND WTF

[storyweavingspider]

Tumblr staff was getting tired of endless tgirl and decided the largest unabashedly Black and transfeminist transmasc would be a perfect nostalgia snack. “See! We ban diversely, we ban the Blacks in addition to white trannies :)”

[storyweavingspider]

To be clear, Salem has also had a concerted harassment campaign against them which is likely the cause of this. It’s not something new or particularly unsurprising, it’s a documented white supremacist site doing white supremacy in its moderation and allowing white supremacists, transphobes, and transmisogynists (a mostly overlapping triple venn diagram) to utilize their site to harm the most marginalized among us over and over.

How long are you motherfuckers gonna keep letting this happen? As long as they are able to keep doing this arbitrarily to marginalized folks, especially historically Black people, transfemmes, sex workers, etc. At the whims of harassment campaigns, none of us will be safe. We will keep watching our friends disappear, we will keep watching medical, survival, etc. fundraisers die off, we will keep seeing this site become more fucking fascist as more marginalized folks get scattered to further and smaller corners of the internet again. If you can say or do something, put to fucking action your thoughts don’t just sit there anymore, fucking speak up about whats been happening!

[pukicho]

Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

[b0red-artist-13-offical]

um, source???

[pukicho]

None. Winging it.

[camillescanopy]

gay furry artists

[pukicho]

This isn’t your search bar

[attempted-burger]

gay furry artists.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I forgot about these "Bubble Homes" in France. Posted them a long time ago. Now, apparently, they're trying to get rid of them, b/c 300 units were produced between 1964 - 1968 by architect Jean-Benjamin Maneval. Asking price : €90 000 / $106,283.25 approx. USD.

They're modular and plastic. This is Jean-Benjamin Maneval (1923–1986). They are known as Maison Bulle (bubble house).

Looks like they'd be good on the moon.

Apparently, there were dark ones, too. The Six-Shell Bubble floor plan.

When they were new.

Now, they look kind of moldy.

According to the realtor: General condition satisfactory, structure intact, windows and glazing completely redone. Seals and screws need to be redone during disassembly. So, you have to take them apart and move them to your land? All those damned screws?

How they looked new. Not lovin' the carpet, but you can see that it's open-concept, yet the modules kind of make the separations.

Fits a table for 4 in the middle.

The bed is in a module next to the table.

The kitchen is such a tiny unit, it fits in a module. It must've been specially made.

Closet on the right. Nice.

Toilet and small sink on the left.

The shower was nice, who knows what they look like, now.

The front door.

I thought that they would be in a colony or something, but apparently, they're single units on their own plots of land.

They held up pretty well for being plastic. I thought that they were metal, at first.

Maybe they would be good for a guest house or a cheap summer home.

https://www.architecturedecollection.fr/en/product/bulle-six-coques-jean-benjamin-maneval-architecte/

https://www.archilovers.com/projects/314387/maison-bulle.html

[attempted-burger]

I really like the concept of these houses, but I think there needs to be some refinement of it.

I feel like something like this with modular components but set up to be covered with dirt or packed earth, like a retro-future hobbit hole, could be truly fantastic.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

What is going on in Oregon? Oh, I get it. The "lovers" must mean the turtles, not the people, then.

[attempted-burger]

this reminds me of that fucking awful movie