Don't Go Where I Can't Follow.

Jade. She/her. This is a hot mess, let's embrace it together. "Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil"

[startrek-villain]

I made too many of these. ....

[kyloren]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck /// Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[barbara-lazuli]

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ultimatenerdqueen]

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

this is an actual show

[sirfrogsworth]

This is the same guilt you feel when you accidentally step on a paw and hear that high pitched yipe. 

[incorrect-marauders]

A day through Remus’s life.

[mariuspunsmercy]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[liawaelti]

“Is the light bulb still up there, I hope it’s still up there, this performance is nothing without the lightbulb”

— Graham Norton talking about The Netherlands winning Eurovision 2019

[ava-lavender]

He’s won now, we may as well learn his name.

Graham Norton on the winner of Eurovision

[henryclervals]

legends never die

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theocseason4]

SCREAM I literally thought this was photoshopped but it’s literally just what they look like together

[itchycoil]

DONT SHOW ME THIS

[testicolous]

I thought this was a divorced dad with his two kids

[bandtshirt]

this is so unsettling

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[whitepeopletwitter]

Well you can’t break a pinky promise

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[trainstationgoodbye]

Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross