i only exist when it's raining

name pending, none gender. feel free to talk to me! i like friends

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[celinaprm]

we breached fucking containment

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

wtf is happening on twitter

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

[airc0nned]

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[herpsandbirds]

[badjokesbyjeff]

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

[mckenzie-t-canis-lupus]

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[aquinohotelcentral]

[aquinohotelcentral]

seeing this post get a little traction and in fear of being misunderstood: this is about allowing yourself to see the irony in your own situation and a short reminder of your own agency. i know its hard but you cant wallow in being a victim of your symptoms by enabling your triggers forever (purposefully doing things you hate & hanging around online environments that just make you feel like shit). quit torturing yourself and go do something fun or talk to a friend

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[dandelionwhiner]

This is what all those text-heavy pieces of cyberpunk fashion look like, the way they play with the contrast of font sizes and detail vs simplicity

[sapphling]

hey I noticed that your jerk off fantasies of me haven't been as ambiguously violent based off convoluted world building or steeped in bone-deep guilt lately. are you mad at m

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are