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@attorney-gender-al
I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.
unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
I like to imagine that no one will ever find anything wrong with me ever, but when I make it to the afterworld God himself (and yes, in this specific case he’s a man) will look me in the eyes and go “You weren’t supposed to do all that. We specifically made it so you couldn’t do all that—what the fuck is wrong with you?”
finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer
i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME
Thinking about a ColtLand Gentry AU where the typical Twin Sense/Twin Powers extend to Court too.
However, Court--despite knowing that there was something supernatural about his brothers--never thought he would ever be close enough to be included in that. He just assumes that it's his broken mind desperate to offer him comfort. So when he's backed in a corner, or is bleeding out alone in a safe house, all he feels is gratitude that he still remembers his brothers' voices enough to imagine them.
Meanwhile, Colt and Ryland are forced into a position of not being able to do anything for the older brother that sacrificed everything for them. Forced to watch knowing that even their comfort barely helps.
Where’s my ColtLand Gentry, BloodyMary, StuntDriver fic where Court comes back (somehow) and has the biggest crash out of his whole life. He’s just yelling “I kept myself away from you for two decades so you wouldn’t be tainted with the violence of my life and you both married convicted criminals!!!” over and over again.
And then Ryland, raising his hand, hits everyone with “Well, you taught us at a young age that—despite our previous experiences with it—sometimes violence can be the ultimate act of love.”
And then Court turns his head and cries like the loser he is.
Why am I the only one thinking about this?
I am having so much fun comparing and contrasting the book and movie canon of The Gray Man, because sometimes they truly couldn't be more further apart. And it's just so funny to me. Consider!!
Movie Canon; The Gray Man is a ghost! This file, that is just a computer sheet of paper with 'Sierra Six' written on it in pencil, is all our intelligence agency has been able to find on him over the years! He's a complete mystery to us all...
Book Canon; Yeah, so this is all we have on the Gray Man. I know it isn't a lot, it's just his full legal name, his birth certificate, the birth certificates of all his immediate family, his parents' marriage certificate, his father's employment record, his arrest report, the transcript from his court hearing, all his known code names, all his known associates, witness reports of all his confirmed ops, all the languages he speaks and his fluency level, his preferred characteristics in a hostel to lay low in, his favorite style of long range artillery--oh and we did just update his natural walking gait to the world wide surveillance system we have looking for him at all times. I know, it's not enough to catch him...
Some more Court for you (with a bonus Lloyd)
oh that poison damage I've been taking? just talking to my mom yknow
I've just started reading the Gray Man series (I'm on book four now) and because it's such a long series and I'm such a freak about Courtland Gentry, here's an unfinished list of things I think are important about Court's character to those in the Gosling Cinematic Universe, but (understandably) not interested in reading a sixteen long book series;
He is a little pathetic. He is absolutely not completely stoic all the time. This is not a man who takes everything with an unfeeling mask. This is a man who cries a little on the river bank. And he deserves to!
Similarly, a lot of shit goes wrong for him. Actually, most of his plans go wrong. And not just in a 'shit hit the fan and we made it work anyway' kinda way, but mostly in a 'ended in a worst position than we started' type way.
He has/had an opioid addiction. He does his best to fight it, but it was very prevalent for a while, and it definitely still affects him.
He is such a sickeningly good person, with an incredibly strong moral compass that he desperately clings to. He is actively trying to be a good person despite the situations he finds himself in, and will always try and do the Most Right thing because he's scared of the person he would be if he didn't.
And this moral code is as infamous as his skills are. He's walked into numerous traps because the people opposing him knew exactly what he would do because of his morals.
He loses his temper quite frequently. And, again, most times, it's because of the most understandable reasons, but he still does. He snaps and yells and talks back and even instigates senseless violence when pushed enough.
He disobeys orders all. the. time. It does not matter who gives them, if he disagrees, he just won't listen. He has almost none of the American government brainwashing you might expect from him. Though he is still rather patriotic.
He's bad at talking to people. He unironically uses 'affirmative' and 'negative' in conversations with civilians, and feels awkward when he has to talk to them for long periods of time.
He is so aro/ace-able! I know it's supposed to read as a result of his lifestyle, but--I swear to god--every time this man imagines settling down with a partner, he goes 'eugh, ew, no., why would I do that?'
His first reaction to most bad situations is to try and make a bomb about it. He makes so many bombs. He has such bad hearing damage, I'm so sure of it.
He's a bad driver. Doesn't matter what he's driving, nor does it matter the situation he's driving it in, he's just kinda shit at it. It's bad enough that it comes up in every book.
He was burned by the CIA and he does not know why. So, ColtLand Gentry fans, if you are looking for a reason why he never came back for his brothers, it's because setting foot in American would have been a death sentence. Maybe he genuinely thought he would be able to get back to them and life a normal life, until his team turned on him with a 'shoot on sight' order.
The scars are worse than you're imagining. Not only has he been shot and stabbed a lot, but he's also been electrocuted to the point of electric burns more than once! (we can give all these brothers burn scars!!)
(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose
i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired
There is some good left in the world, Mr. Frodo, and it is worth fighting for!!!!
Coltland Gentry AU my beloved (bonus Rocky & Stratt)
Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods
of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child.
Grace puppetry traditions for the Eridian Opera
(Thank you @star-critter, @ironthingcreation, and @attorney-gender-al for the inspiring comments and tags!)
There must always be three puppeteers, to represent the three man crew that were on the Hail Mary/the sacrifice of humanity. Grace might have lived, but all three of the humans were sent to die.
The singing voice for Grace is traditionally done by a pebble. Because a pebble is the only one that can get the right pitch and limited vocal range of a human. Every Pebble ever cast to play Grace gets a pair of ‘glasses’ to wear. (This kicks off a fashion trend in Erid youth of stylized glasses worn like jewelry) 
Any time Grace is in the scene, a heart beat is constantly heard and is at the tempo of a how at rest or active Grace’s would have been at this moment. To represent what Rocky remembers hearing at that time. Whenever Grace went on a space walk outside the ship, the ever constant heart beat of the play would stop, leaving Rocky alone again. It would only start again when Grace returned from the airlock.
When Grace sings of his lost memory, it’s in a very haunting way. It’s a horrifying idea to eridians to awaken to a blank mind. Eridians have perfect memories. Any Erid that doesn’t is incredibly rare and usually actively dying or horrifically injured.
When Grace shares what he knows of his late crew mates, two additional heart beats are heard along side Grace’s. But once the song ends it’s a singular heart beat again.
