You know what I am? I'm fuck you, that's what I am

I have no idea what I'm doing, this should be pretty obvious.

[love-sck-deactivated20200202]

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

[quasarkisses]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE

[catchingarrows-blog]

This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

[fluffy-moose]

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

[wwooper]

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

[kyruceleste]

For my American followers

[fallon-ashby]

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

[cyberfrostian]

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

[honeydollydimples-deactivated20]

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[caffeinated-librarian]

I GIVE ZERO SHITS IF YOU AREN’T FROM AMERICA YOU ARE FUCKING SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS HOW STALKERS OPERATE OH MY GOD SIGNAL BOOST

[lupinofthe3rdvariety-deactivate]

Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

[septickles-deactivated20180124]

save urself yanks

[c3rvida3]

My favourite commercials are the law firm commercials with super unrealistic stories that have been altered to be worth the air time.

You know, where the lady is like, “I was drowning and having my face pecked off by a falcon at the same time, and with blood pouring from what used to be my eyes, I turned to my husband and said, ‘Call [local law firm]; they can help.’ And they did. They got me two million dollars, six new eyes, and several gently used puppies. I owe everything to [local law firm].”

If I’m ever in legitimate distress and I turn to you and say, “Looks like we need to call Edgar Snyder and Associates,” or something, I’m 100% fucking with you. It’s all been a long con to set up an extremely dry joke.

[plintoon]

Samus and Phasma.  I spent way too long figuring out how to do this without taking Phasmas helmet off. I’m ignoring certain canon and I’m unlikely to draw a samus that ever speaks so I thought I should explain. Sorry for anyone who signs, I used a dictionary and have no idea if I’m saying things right.

[emberkyrlee]

this is so cute

[thanaticist]

Why use a ouija board when you could get the very same experience by having a conversation with me

Fear… cryptic one-word answers… me knocking things off of your desk

[atypicalbullshit]

Suddenly worried I might be dead...

[gnczhanna]

Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??

nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”

Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”

One is more coherent than the other.

[elonmuskisabitch]

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

[weedjerky]

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

[flanneldelgay]

“NIGHTBLOGGING IS SURREALISM, SHITPOSTING IS DADA”

incredible

[leonsbuddydave]

ozzy

I met a traveller from way the hell off

who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs

be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere

right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face

looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot

all damn covered in words

“yo ozymandias here, this my shit”

“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”

not much else tho, just sand

shitloads of sand all over the place

[atypicalbullshit]

Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Son/Daughter => Saunter BRB, telling parents to call me their saunter now.

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[atypicalbullshit]

"Police officer 'bludgeoned wife to death'" I WONDER IF HE HAD AWARDS FOR GOOD CONDUCT IF ONLY NEWS SOURCES WOULD TELL ME FUCKING CONSTANTLY I SURE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING RELEVANT

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[liberalsarecool]

Let’s keep this straight. #immigration

[k-wame]

[sd1d-enthusiast]

THIS

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[dystopiance]

Make contingency plans in anticipation of police escalation. You can be at a rally and everything is okay, then police approach and get in riot lines. Have plans in case of a)riot lines b) snatch and grab teams c) dispersal orders d) kettle e) tear gas is deployed f)flash bang grenades are deployed g) rubber bullets are shot h) sound cannon.

The police do not ever need to be provoked. But we can try to be prepared. Make “contingency plans” with your affinity group/ crew. Have a meet up spot, what to do in case of arrest, who are your priority unarrestables (everyone) how are you going to get out? What to do if a driver is arrested? You can even intentionalize roles, create a communication system, have a buddy system and make sure someone is watching the police at all times.

This is so when police escalate we can stay organized, especially if you do not want to disperse. Preparedness can decrease panic, running and keep yall a little more safe. Fuck the police.“

[atypicalbullshit]

you: super cute girl seeking an accomplice in a heist

me: gay and easily influenced

[pottaku]

Gwendoline Christie with all her Captain Phasma merch :))

[hi-nu-roly]

THIS IS THE SORT OF CONTENT I LIKE

[gingerhaze]

ME TOO, GWENDOLINE

[quietpinetrees]

[starship-goldfish]

Our good friend @quietpinetrees has brought his microfiction to tumblr and it is achingly beautiful.

[andisupreme]

oh this is gorgeous

[jhameia]

enchanting!!!

[atypicalbullshit]

Emergency services in this country isn't the same phone number as in the US, so I'm constantly reading posts like "Hello, nine eleven? I need ambulances"