It's Aubrey, Bitch

17, Aubrey, probably dead inside.

[lyctorgideon]

panera bread now sells a “gluten conscious monster nut cookie” bc my life wasn’t weird enough without customers asking me “can i get that monster nut” five times a day

[abby-less]

is this true @aub-omanation

[elphabruh]

please make this picture of lin at penn’s graduation a new meme

[deyasworld]

This is Graduation Lin, reblog for good semester vibes and a prosperous job search.

[thebootydiaries]

me: hi ma'am how are u today

customer: *ignores me*

me:

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

when a meme hits so close to home

[saaavx0h]

uhm… this is me… I commented that… wtf

[kant-deactivated20190908]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[chellychuu]

[j-alfred-prufrock-deactivated20]

when ur introverted af but your friends are trying to convince you to go somewhere fun

[secretlythequeenoficesolation]

@bek-ahhh

[sj-render]

[artlollipop]

I’M COMIN’ OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN’ JUST FINE

[jewlsies]

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

[labias]

[aub-omanation-blog]

The signs when angry at you

Aries: they put up with you for a bit but then everything they bottled up comes out

Taurus: they don't tell you, and read your texts but don't reply

Gemini: they wait for you to ask if they're mad, and until then, ignore you

Cancer: won't tell you, but will be obvious about it

Leo: won't tell you, will tell your friends

Virgo: won't tell you, and won't act like it either, but they will try to avoid you

Libra: tell you, and tell you what you did wrong

Scorpio: will be extremely petty

Sagittarius: they'll avoid you for a few days, but try to reconcile

Capricorn: they will be salty

Aquarius: lots of rants

Pisces: will make you feel guilty

[aub-omanation-blog]

My grandpa had a heart attack yesterday. I had an inconvenient mental breakdown yesterday. Senior year is starting and I don't think I'll make it through it. Someone end me now.

[clickholeofficial]

The Kids At School Bullied Him…Until He Had A Defensive Ink Sac Surgically Inserted Into His Mouth

[blackfairypresident]

“can men and women be just friends?” yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and women

[qcrip]

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

does anyone else have vivid memories of the little bear toothbrush commercial

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

*little bear appears in the mirror*

little kid: little bear! i got your toothbrush

little bear: *chuckles* very good

[memewhore]

[laymansterms12]

National geographic is my favorite TV station