plaza de aubrey

most famous person in delaware, part time witch, part time actress. disclaimer: this is a role play blog.

[runawaywhorses]

Aubrey Plaza getting ready for Screen Actors Guild Awards VOGUE Magazine February 2023

[awardseason]

WILL SHARPE, AUBREY PLAZA Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series, “The White Lotus” 29th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards February 26, 2023

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Jenna Ortega and Aubrey Plaza presenting at the SAG Awards

[haleyatwell]

AUBREY PLAZA 29th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (February 26, 2023) 

[glenpowcll]

[ TEXT ] : AUBREY PLAZA

glen: i see you are still going on about frank the fish. when you going to give it a rest?

glen: or is this some master plan of yours to catch frank and filet him.

glen: saw you are in an action packed film. who thought you could kick some ass and be pretty hilarious with the zingers.

[aubsplazs]

aubrey: not until you stop taking away his water, carl!

aubrey: how dare you. i would never eat frank the fish. fred, maybe. but never frank.

aubrey: i'm no one trick pony, buddy. i can commit credit fraud, kick ass, make people question if i hooked up with my husband's best friend.. the list is endless.

aubrey: i heard you're filming another rom-com down under. will your character be australian? drop a voice note of that aussie accent.

[bellamuertes]

Aubrey Plaza Replies to Fans on the Internet Actually Me | GQ

[aubsplazs]

Justice for Frank the Fish.

[notpedropascal]

JENNY SLATE & AUBREY PLAZA W magazine’s Annual Best Performances Party February 24, 2023

[vintagemugs-deactivated20250731]

Okay, wait. I’m here to defend my choices, Aubrey. I’ve always brushed my teeth and then washed my face. I keep the water off when I’m not using it. Would you say Frank the Fish is your favorite Sesame Street character?

[aubsplazs]

I'll accept this as an answer, Cindy Loo Who. It's better than leaving the water running. Frank the Fish is up there but I think Oscar the Grouch owns my heart. Do you have a favourite?

[wanderingkehlani]

aubsplazs·:

Let’s cut to the chase: do you brush your teeth in the shower or were you half asleep during Sesame Street and gave zero fucks about Frank the Fish and the environment? I’m Aubrey Plaza and I’m here to remind you to never let the water run. I’m a blast at parties. @gonehollywoodstarters

I’ve always been an over the sink type of person, I’ve found out late in life that are there is actually people who brush their teeth in the shower. I’ve only done it a handful of times since finding it out. What about you? Well aint that the fuckin’ truth, I’m sure you’re a hoot at a party. Aubrey, it’s nice to meet you officially. I’m Kehlani.

[aubsplazs]

Brushing in the shower is where it's at. Saving the environment, saving on that water bill, saving on time. MTV Cribs should come to my house so I can say "this is where all the magic happens" then show them my shower and spread the word about Frank the Fish. Nice to meet you too, Kehlani.

[taylrose]

aubsplazs​:

In that case, you should know that mice are more afraid of men than of women.

I feel like that makes sense. I assume men would be louder. Did they give a scientific reason or is that just a cool little mice fact?

[aubsplazs]

The mice refused to comment. We should respect their privacy and not question it.

[haleslu-deactivated20230504]

I seem to remember your party tricks and factoids, being a lot more wild. What happened to the crazy witch I know and love? I seem to remember you finding out what dress I bought for a premiere so you could buy it and pretend like it was a happy accident all night long. I don’t think that girl gave a fuck about Frank the Fish or any other resident on sesame street. But for the record, I brush my teeth before the shower and I’m not sorry!

[aubsplazs]

What are you talking about? That was a total coincidence. We're soulmates, this is why we end up in the same outfit without planning it. Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal. I love all of Sesame Street, especially Frank the Fish. You evil, evil woman! Next thing you're going to tell me is you flush every time you pee.

[alexjhskarsgard]

i don't believe i've ever watched sesame street -- so i'm not sure who this frank the fish is. but there are people out there that don't brush their teeth while showering? does not everyone realize how much time this also saves when you're in a hurry? i'll admit i never really thought about the environment -- i was mostly just thinking i like to sleep in, so i need to take a quick shower or else i'd be late everywhere. it's nice to meet you though aubrey, i'm alex, and possibly a blast at parties as well.

[aubsplazs]

They don't have Sesame Street in Sweden? Frank the Fish is just a normal guy who wants to keep his pond full but this little jerk kid keeps letting the water run. Well, Tarzan, you should be worried about the environment. Your friends in the jungle are counting on you. Luckily, you're saving it without realizing and also sleeping in. Two for one deal.

[nezoid]

plazadeaubrey:

Hahahaha. Meet Sarah Fidel. #OperationFortune - only in theaters March 3rd

[glenpowcll]

aubsplazs·:

Carl put it in his own home? What a jerk. He was gunning for Frank. Thankfully he has no siblings or else the parents’ water bill would be through the roof! Ah ha, you’re guilty! I’m starting to think you’re the real Carl. I made it to the end of Hot Ones. I nearly had a stroke but I made it to the last dab. I wanted to put milk in my eyeballs. Is it the good shit or does he have his assistant pick some less than stellar bakery?

Fucktarts! This jet lag is kicking my ass and totally catching up to me. Clearly I meant that Frank made sure to attach the damn pipe to Carl’s home. Maybe that damn fish offed the siblings with his other landline that was hanging about in the water. Instead of Black Phone its Wet Phone or Water Phone. Don’t act like you brush your teeth in the shower to preserve water. You seem like one who has a glass of wine or beer while rub-a-dub-dubbing. Quite frankly, I’m really disappointed that I haven’t been reached out to for Hot Ones. I’ve always wanted to see just how far I could go with the hot sauce. Oh its the good shit. Top of the line. Always fresh too. Man don’t hold back on shit. Goes all out. 

[aubsplazs]

Can't be caught slipping, Glenny Boy. Or should I call you Carl? That little slip up would have cost you in court. How's a fish going to off the children? His skills are limited to phone calls and swimming. You're onto something here, though. Frank the Fish could be a big star if he got into the movie biz. He's out to off all those who use too much water with little care. Think Captain Planet in fish form but he takes care of the problem. A anti-hero, if you will. I rub a dub with a glass of wine and then brush my teeth after I down that glass. Would you be able to handle it? Pro tip: put milk up your nose when things start to get a little fuzzy. When's the next holiday or birthday? I'll take a slice of that TC cake.

[glcnpcwcll]

aubsplazs​:

Let’s cut to the chase: do you brush your teeth in the shower or were you half asleep during Sesame Street and gave zero fucks about Frank the Fish and the environment? I’m Aubrey Plaza and I’m here to remind you to never let the water run. I’m a blast at parties. @gonehollywoodstarters

Listen, Plaza -- I care about Frank the Fish and the environment that I do my part and do in fact brush my teeth int he shower every morning. I’d have to say that this fish is probably thankful to those of us that do our part, and yet I still haven’t received a thank you letter.

[aubsplazs]

Miles, Miles, Miles.. how many times do I have to tell you? Fish cannot write thank you cards. They can only pick up the phone. On behalf of Frank the Fish, we thank you for your service but Frank feels we can't go around thanking people for doing the right thing.

[pascclpedroo]

aubsplazs​:

Let’s cut to the chase: do you brush your teeth in the shower or were you half asleep during Sesame Street and gave zero fucks about Frank the Fish and the environment? I’m Aubrey Plaza and I’m here to remind you to never let the water run. I’m a blast at parties. @gonehollywoodstarters

Whoa whoa whoa, why you comin’ at me like this? Nah, I’m fucking with you. I’m gonna be real honest with you. There are times I don’t save water and brush my teeth before getting into the shower. And, now I’m sure I’ve not only disappointed Frank the Fish, but also the one and only Aubrey Plaza.

[aubsplazs]

(Joe Goldberg voice) Well hello, you. Who are you? Based on your luscious locks and long beard, a man who doesn't have much time in the shower and uses extra water to brush his teeth. Your kind eyes may say you care about Frank the Fish but deep down, you just want to brush your teeth in the sink.

Joe Goldberg would save the fish after going on a killing spree, though. No one's wasting water in that glass bookcase, Joey.