Audge

Stills likes books, just needed a change

[antstepsbooks]

Have a date with a lawyer tonight, what have i gotten myself into

[antstepsbooks]

Honestly y'all wouldn't believe me if I told you about this person, so I'll keep it to myself, sorry not sorry

[audggie]

I would really like to hear more

[antstepsbooks]

Have a date with a lawyer tonight, what have i gotten myself into

[audggie]

Wahooo!! You got this!!

[antstepsbooks]

My crush comes home from his trip tomorrow and he's basically going to see me first thing and we're gonna do a puzzle and play games and im gonna try to tell him how i feel oh god im nervous and please dear gooood let him like me back 🙈

[jones7thavenue]

I'm praying for you!

[antstepsbooks]

I need it 🙏🙏

[audggie]

How did it go???

[antstepsbooks]

My crush comes home from his trip tomorrow and he's basically going to see me first thing and we're gonna do a puzzle and play games and im gonna try to tell him how i feel oh god im nervous and please dear gooood let him like me back 🙈

[audggie]

Wishing you the best of luck!!!

[latenitewaffles]

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[troll-star]

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

[publicpreference]

Why do I actually do this

[pinklybronzed]

anyone else reblog a post in hopes that that mutual will see it,,yes,,,they will like it,,,they will show up,,,,modern day gatsby throwing parties in hopes daisy will attend 

[hymnsofheresy]

I hope this email finds you fearing the righteous wrath of God.

[starsailorstories]

me writing to my state senators

[aggressionbread]

Finally, a console that can do it all

[pandemi-c-goblin]

[unusualrule]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

quite literally fucking anything can happen right now

[woeworld]

Pangaea will reform

[random-fandomania]

[garlic-slut]

These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast

[startrekkery]

gosh does anyone else have a weird little graveyard in their head for friendships of the past?? and every once in a while you just visit it and think about how those people are getting on, knowing you will never see or speak to them again? current mood

[perksofbeingace]

what's the difference between libido and attraction

libido: body says NOW

attraction: body says THIS ONE

[therainbowgorilla]

Oh my god I’m over here thinking its this big hard to explain thing but here you are explaining it perfectly in nine words wtf

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[gaycism]

[alltimevirgilant]

i stan that grandma

[thundergrace]

[pinkmanthedog]

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????