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I use this account as a photo/clip dump of stuff I found during my Hermitcraft s1 - s8 watch.

Most, if not all, of the media are from Xisuma’s videos since I will be watching him.

I talk on twitter, but I come by and update progress every 25 episodes.

Asks, comments and DMs are welcome. Especially if you need anything to be tagged.

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#filetblogging: for liveblogging and updates on and off the watch.

#INTERMISSION: for all non-hermitcraft related things.

#photo , #video , #gif: self-explanatory, tags for what kind of post it is.

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Throwback! 10 years ago…

The Tea Eaters Agency pranked GenerikB

I said id never prank, but the agency is the agency and GB’s hazardous hermit hole needed shutting down!

- Video description from episode 93, “Full Hermit Quarantine”

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TANGO: And now, everything’s gonna work-

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Obsessed with how they spelled his nickname.

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XISUMA: Anyway, I’m gonna jump down the bottom here, and just see if I can figure out why all of those slimes are so small... we can go here.

Multiple slimes jumping around.

XISUMA: Um. (laughs) I am really not sure... and, and I am well and truly getting distracted right now. None of these guys can hurt me, let's have a little... jump around. (laughs) Yeah, I'm getting distracted down here. We need to head back up to the surface.

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XISUMA: But uh… I’m feeling confident, I don’t know about you, but I am ready to go. I’ve got geared up, I’m showing my audience my inventory. Got a whole bunch of potions in here-

SPUMWACKLES: (overlapping) Oh, right. So, that should be-

XISUMA: -including this secret weapon.

SPUMWACKLES: What’s- oh, the secret weapon! Yes! You refuse to tell me what it is, I have no idea. It’s cool, I got my own secret weapon, too.

XISUMA: Oh, d'you know what, I was gonna bring?

SPUMWACKLES: (whispering loudly) It’s sand! Don’t tell him, it’s sand!

XISUMA: I can grab some of that right now with this shovel.

SPUMWACKLES: What’s up?

XISUMA: I- I was thinking of bringing a, uh, slowness potion along with me, like a splash one?

SPUMWACKLES: Oh, that is…

XISUMA: (laughs) ‘Cause that’s not against the rules, but like… that’s being a bad sport really, isn’t it?

SPUMWACKLES: Yeah, well, neither is killing Xisuma, that’s not against the rules.

XISUMA: … you don’t wanna do that, I got a good sword right here.

SPUMWACKLES: (laughing) Alright, we’re getting off to a pretty good start.

XISUMA: Yeah, let’s get on with this.

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KERALIS: Oooo, this-

XISUMA: (overlapping) Oh, this guy don’t like me. Don’t I just have to spam…

XISUMA trails off and starts to laugh.

KERALIS: Are you like… where are you?

XISUMA: (laughs) Ohh, if only you could see this.

KERALIS: I’m at the horses.

XISUMA: Just hold right click on a horse and it just stands there, (laughing) it’s so derpy!

KERALIS: Right click with an item in hand, or-

XISUMA: Yeah, just right click on the horse and hold it down. (sigh) It’s so good.

KERALIS: Oh, it’s kicking, buddy.

KERALIS and XISUMA laugh.

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XISUMA: (laughing) She’s so confused!

KERALIS laughs.

XISUMA: Only the trolliest thing ever! (laughs)

KERALIS: Look- I’m so gonna (inaudible) hit her or those guys, those piglins- there we go! Got her!

CHAT: <Xisuma> ake my arrosw!!

KERALIS: (laughs) I love it!

XISUMA laughs.

KERALIS: It’s the best thing ever! I wanna be invisible forever!

XISUMA: (overlapping) Hey, keep shooting.

XISUMA laughs.

XISUMA: She’s shooting! She’s shooting at you. She knows it ain’t me.

KERALIS laughs.

XISUMA: Maybe she can see you. I don’t know.

KERALIS: No, she can’t, because as soon as I move, right? She shoots in that whole area. So, she- she knows where the arrows are coming from, right?

An arrow is shot.

KERALIS: There we go. Now she sees the arrow, but she aims for the long- wrong place when she aims. So it’s like, I already moved from there. (laughs) it’s awesome, I love it. (laughs)

XISUMA: So cool.

KERALIS: Oh- (giggles) I’m just here.

CHAT: MrMumbo left the game

<ZombieCleo> cheat!

KERALIS: Bring it on!

CHAT: <Keralis1> bring it on

XISUMA: Mm, you can’t leash pigmen, I thought you could. What if you leash baby pigmen.

KERALIS and XISUMA laugh.

KERALIS: Oooooh!

XISUMA: (laughing) You… threw… your sword!

KERALIS: (struggling) I got my sword!

XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.

XISUMA: Ahhh, no way! (laughs) Ah, that’s brilliant.

KERALIS laughs.

CHAT: <ZombieCleo> !!

KERALIS: Oh my god, (both spoken and in chat) thanks for the sword!

XISUMA: Oh, it’s DMAC. Troll DMAC! (laughs)

KERALIS: (quietly) It’s DMAC!

XISUMA: Quick, hit him!

XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.

XISUMA: He’s confused, hit him again!

XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.

CHAT: <ZombieCleo> when I see you Keralis I’m gonna turn you into a rug

KERALIS: Oh, this is awesome! (laughs)

CHAT: <Xisuma> take my bow!!

XISUMA: Wait, “bow”? Take my arrow.

CHAT: <KingDaddyDMAC> why you so mean :’(

KERALIS: Why so-

XISUMA: He might be able to see you.

KERALIS: No, I don't think he can.

XISUMA: Here, shoot him again.

XISUMA laughs.

KERALIS: (laughing) No, I don't think he can see me. Maybe he can. But I don't think-

XISUMA and KERALIS laugh.

KERALIS: Love the invisibility thing.

XISUMA: Oh, this is priceless.

KERALIS: I will always be invisible from now on. Just gonna AFK here now. Never logging off. Woopise-daisy-

XISUMA: Ahh, this is hilarious.

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CHAT: ZombieCleo was slain by Zombie Pigman

<Keralis1> karma! :(

<ZombieCleo> this guy has all my stuff :(

<MrMumbo> Ouch :(

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XISUMA: And I got this guy who I haven’t named yet. I don’t know if i’m gonna breed this guy out, but we’ll have a little dude over here.

KERALIS: Ooh, we can have some sexy time. Let me just park this Nametag behind her.

XISUMA: You can breed them together, can’t you?

KERALIS: Yeah. We can make some babies!

XISUMA: (overlapping) Yeah, of course. (laughs)

KERALIS: We can make some babies!

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XISUMA: Who- who’s this guy you’re sitting on?

KERALIS: (muffled, funny voice) This is Keralis1 and Nametag1, because (normally) Nametag just died. Alright?

XISUMA: (overlapping) He died, that’s right.

KERALIS: Alright. My precious horse with diamond armor died. Just. Because. Shashwamy.

XISUMA: It’s not my fault, what you on about? (laughs)

KERALIS: Dude, he would lived- (inaudible)

XISUMA: (overlapping) You- you- rode him into lava. You thought he was invincible.

KERALIS: Dude, dude, dude. Somebody told me, “Keralis, can you help me with something?” I was like, “Yeah, sure! What do I need?” “Nametag.” I was like, “alright,” logged on, lagged into lava.

XISUMA: (laughs) Therefore, it’s my fault.

KERALIS: (laughing) Yep.

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XISUMA: …and- what’s this?

TEXT IN BOOK: go away

XISUMA: Oh, well. That is- that is really rude! Well! I didn’t plan on staying in this building for that long.

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XISUMA: Awww… awh, look at these lil’ guys. (laughs) Hello, friend. Uhh, there are loads of them around here. This is- this is wonderful. This is an unexpected, uh- side effect of this whole farm. We now have loads of baby zombie pigmen everywhere.

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XISUMA: So, one of the first things I thought when I came over here was, “I wonder if I’ve got any mail,” and what would you know; Joe Hills has caught onto the mailboxes, and he’s given us all a book by the looks of it. So! We will read this-

XISUMA opens the book.

XISUMA: “Hermitcraft fanfiction”… oh, this is 12 pages long! (laughs) And I’m terrible at reading. Uhmm. I’ll tell you what- I’m gonna read again that in a bit, but I will just skip through the pages one by one. Then you guys can pause the video, and read it if you want to read the story that Joe Hills has written. And so… yeah, I’ll just click through these pages quickly for ya. There we go, page 8 of 12. 9… 10… 11… and there you go.

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#ah the infamous joe hills xisuma x biffa fic…

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