Hold tight asnee

this whole page is crack

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[auntiesocial00]

I've had a whole arse child and got a house since I last used this account, madness

[auntiesocial00]

Fair enough say less, pop off queen

[auntiesocial00]

I've literally been learning Korean for about 8-9 months now and I feel like I have gone no where within the last 3 months ugh it's so hard, especially when I can hardly study it because my dad is a raging racist funnnn

[auntiesocial00]

I've just started watching Tokyo ghoul let's see how this shiz goes

[auntiesocial00]

If I can not jump off bridge, why bridge so tempting?

[auntiesocial00]

I'm writing a book and the finishing of this book shall be my new years resolution, so far there are 3 versions of the book, 13+ ,18+ and a Namjoon fanfiction version 😭😭😂😂 what has my life come to?

[auntiesocial00]

okay but does anyone else quick shave in the shower and either do one of the two or both?

1. you cut yourself to shreds?

2. end up leaving the thinnest line of hair still attached to the leg 

because same and i fully want to drown myself i can never have perfectly shaven legs, lord why?

[auntiesocial00]

The illuminate have still neglected to contact me therefore i shall be taking matters into my own hands and taking down the illuminate!!!!

you’re all invited to my funeral in about 1-2 weeks time

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[sporkinventor]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[auntiesocial00]

Bop

btw what an actual bop No time to die by billie eilish is, im not a massive eyelash fan but damn daniel that song is spicy 

[auntiesocial00]

BREAKING NEWS

still no word of the illuminate so im starting my own power group called shwarma in memory of tony stark im taking applicants 

[auntiesocial00]

sad news

the illuminate has still not made any move to contact me

[auntiesocial00]

so i signed up to the illuminate today and i’m really sad that they haven’t contacted me in anyway they have my email and number.

mate i’m useful and nobody acknowledges me so i’m already a ghost 

[auntiesocial00]

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NOT GET DRUNK OFF POTATOES

[auntiesocial00]

okay so i just had a random smell memory where i remember something that i smelt and for some reason this smellory was ham but not just any ham it was Asda’s own overly processed ham

SIDE NOTE~ if thou aren’t from the Britain of greats Asda is a big shop that sells a lot of stuff like human fuel and casual body armour the usual stuff

Anyway so this ham is so processed it comes in like a weird way its packaged in a plastic container -GASP- what a scandal, and its just put in the container with a small curl kind of thing.

Its gross its stinky (uh oh stinky), its wet and its cold like a decaying corpse in the rain 

it stinks out the fridge and it put me off any cold meat which is outrageous because what am i supposed to put on a sandwich Susan???? 

Miss me with that Vegetarian and vegan sandwich fillers 

anywho this brings my ham rant to a close.

Stay safe and don’t eat Asda ham.

[auntiesocial00]

its 00:45 and i’m delusional

Okay so hear me out. 

I am boring, i have done nothing with my life other than the educational system which i’m still in unfortunately and I have just now decided at nearly one in the morning that i want to be a Tumblr blogger because, well why not truth be told i’m doing it because I can quite frankly and i don’t actually have to do much really.

I would become a YouTuber but i hate my face and everything else that comes with it so it would be impossible to see myself on camera without wanting to aggressively frown at the screen and then delete it.

Okay so i got distracted and started thinking about that useless web thing and ended up playing on it for 15 minutes and ended up putting it in my Instagram bio for some reason which reminds me if you want follow me i don’t really use it but do it for the good that is left in this world.

i was about to start talking about something completely different without putting my Instagram user name down what a poor life decision that is so here it is my user name is the one and only 0_auntiesocial_0 woah, aren’t I just the quirkiest?

 This is my little introduction i guess, i’m gonna post this now and then write another post about an angry thought about smelly ham that just came into my head buiiiiiiiiii