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Pat 27 - they/them - Hokage In Chief for the US Navy Seals

[vividplanet]

Harris Rosenblum Relic of the Corrupted Blood 2022

Soy based resin, cosmetic prosthetic, latex, french green cosmetic clay, aerosol hairspray, water gilding media (individual serving dehydrated bone broth, french green cosmetic clay, cosmetic kaolin, rabbit skin glue granules, terracotta clay), SD cards (contains archive of World ofWarcraft patch 1.7.0 (corrupted blood plague), 1.7.1 (plague fix) and interstitial script), USG drywall filler, automotive filler primer, wax.

[communisthatsunemiku]

this guy RULEs

[everythingincorporated]

shopping carts are pathetic little herd animals and when you don’t bring them back to their corrals after they’re done helping you they scream and cry and wail because they’re alone and scared and exposed to predators. you have the power to prevent this

[normal-horoscopes]

You guys can't post stuff like this it makes me sad

[katelyn-danger]

You stumble across my half-eaten corpse in the abandoned mineshaft, clutching the note that i used my last energy to write, but it's just a badly drawn picture of me and the monster holding hands with hearts all around it and the words "big dogy" are scrawled at the bottom.

[hypersensationalism]

She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs

better but also predictable.

[ptsilenthill]

she calls my dick skyrim the way it can release 6 times and never get old

[network-switch]

she calls my dick skyrim the way it’s been milked for the past 11 years

[hypersensationalism]

ENOUGH

[bigchump1994]

she calls my dick oblivion by how it’s very clearly a product of its time and it must have been impressive to you when you first played it but it’s an awkward mid-point between what came before and after and also how ugly it looks

[bigchump1994]

she calls my dick oblivion because farewell

[toskarin]

deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

[normal-horoscopes]

This counts as a spell.

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[aletheyass]

summer 2022 essentials:

golden crown of sorrow

bloody sword (to swing)

empty halls (to echo with grand self-mythology)

[bastardsorcerer]

bitches will go into pyromancy during college and then be surprised that there aren’t any viable career options in the field like LMAO girl we don’t use braziers anymore!!! this isn’t the age of darkness!!!

[hoaxghost]

Ever since I learnt bout angel tiers as a kid I always wanted to draw em all but only now did i get around to it-

Wanted to have it where they progressively get more abstract and inhuman the higher the tier goes cause who doesnt love a lil cosmic horror? I also took some liberties with the descriptions of all the angels cause lotta them kind of overlap and sound similar.

[flagellant]

They don't want you to know this but you can piss into a fairy ring while outside of it and it's like killing someone in international waters. it doesnt count

[sendfishpics]

Try it I dare you.

[flagellant]

wow so grumpy who pissed in your fairy ring this morning? OH LMAO WAIT IT WAS ME HAHAHAHAHAAHA suck it seelie i'm behind 7 holly water spritzers

[boobachu]

What if they swim up your urethra like fish?

[flagellant]

[normal-horoscopes]

I don't know what it is but I love it when anime girls are poorly drawn to the point where they look like sickly bug creatures.

[normal-horoscopes]

The government needs to capture this thing. It's learned to imperfectly mimic humans. If you jostle this thing its carapace crumbles like shortbread. It's full of weird clear fluid that smells terrible.

[rosebleue-deactivated20251002]

This is my favorite example of weird bug girl.

[normal-horoscopes]

That's not even a head it's a jellyfish canopy full of gas. This things feet don't touch the ground it just floats around on gas bladders and filters small insects through the digestive neurotoxins in it's hair.

[thegirlinthetrashcan]

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

the context is that this girl does speedpaint videos while talking about relevant topics however this thumbnail is unintentionally the highest peak of comedy

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

funny set of events from yesterday is people finding out the pogchamp guy is a qanon covid truther and going to try and purge anything “pog” related from their lexicon, only to double down on “pogging” because it turns out the pogchamp guy really hates that his only legacy is “the pogchamp guy”

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[mixed-dbag]

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

[everythingstarstuff]