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Certified Anti-Microsoft post
(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out
True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."
What I Set Out to Make:
What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City:
whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”
i hate that passage because one time i went to pelvic floor physical therapy and she said that taking a moment for pee to come out can be a sign of an overly tight pelvic floor which isn't something ppl without vaginas have issues with as often. meaning technically the passage was kind of FUCKING right in a way which makes it feel so much worse. fuck my cringe fail pelvic floor
the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses
wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
So close.
north south FUCK west
i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil
in honor of frankenstein transing my gender here's my review!
Ill block a bitch on iamsober ill block a bitch on myfitnesspal ill block a bitch on neko atsume 2
Ill help mom block a bitch on chess.com
in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.
A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement
we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is
Further info for those interested
Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
know your history.