Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐧 ♌︎ - 𝟑𝟒 - 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[blasesaint]

[gingik]

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[redstonedust]

gripping the shoulders of every youtuber ever. look up that unfamiliar word before you pronounce it. especially if it's not a word from your native language but honestly double check the ones that are native to you if you've only seen them in writing. you will thank yourself later.

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man