The Definition of Pointless.

A place where you will find things from a geographically displaced Aussie

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[sydrichie]

[iris895]

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[wizardimpersonator]

Correction to the link sourced by OP! The Artemis II team did not take these photographs. These were shot by a Ukrainian student named Ildar Ibatullin sometime in the last year or so. Furthermore, the Moon does not have these actual colors in reality; Ildar does a lot of post processing and compositing to saturate the colors in order to artistically represent the mineral composition of the lunar surface.

If you would like to see photos taken by the astronauts aboard Artemis II (and more!), here is the repository that NASA is keeping.

[skarchomp]

Call out post for those confounded Dover boys!!!!!!

I HATE TOM

I HATE DICK

I HATE LARRY

[skarchomp]

Delete this post, Dan Backslide

[skarchomp]

Delete this post, Dan Backslide

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Delete this post, Dan Backslide

[skarchomp]

Hey, we’ve been doing this for a full decade!

[missstrogen]

Tumblr staff just terminated 3 of my friends

@analog-delight, @sapphireh3art, and @puppiesthoughtsgobrrrr, in the span of a few minutes.

They aren't even hiding it this time, they claimed no reason for the termination. "For any reason, or none at all."

Staff is transmisogynistic and is targetting trans women and their allies on purpose. They are all but admitting to this here.

[missstrogen]

By my count we're at 6 accounts (overwhelmingly transfems) terminated in the last ten minutes, most if not all with the same "For any reason, or none at all", bullshit justification.

Tumblr staff is currently running a banwave of trans women, terminating them without justification.

[missstrogen]

I've been told of more than ten more girls banned, in the same timeframe. @yay-bunnies was banned too.

I've been told that all followers of a now terminated blogs were banned, so it's safe to assume that someone on staff just went down the list of a tgirl's blog and banned all of them.

@staff is transmisogynistic and currently mass banning trans women. Make sure they never hear the end of it. Raise hell like yall did a few days ago. Staff is mass banning transfems without reason.

[cj-noway]

Notice how a lot of them pointed out how the recent update would have made harassment much easier against black and transfem users before staff walked back.

Staff is most definitely getting rid of the people who gave the most damning criticisms as a form of punishment.

[glitterary]

tumblr staff, watching the userbase celebrate its beloved annual festival of frenzied stabbing: they seem like they’ll be cool with us unilaterally changing the way the site works without consultation or warning tomorrow :)

[sapphling]

if you make a UI change so bad that you accidentally ddos yourself via support ticket and negative reply activity load is that good

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[do-not-u-dare]

My hottest take remains that reading analogue clocks is something that should still be taught because my siblings can’t read them and gues what?? You’re not allowed phones in school! What a fucking pity

Teach your damn kids

[newageauthor]

I love this site

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[stealingpotatoes]

[julius-caeser]

@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

[julius-caeser]

I have been crowned Offical Real Julius Caesar, as i am the real julius caesar and will give my senate speech in a few short days!

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[teaboot]

advice that has literally saved and improved my life