:D

[toastbutteregg]

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

[dizzzypup-deactivated20240415]

Bro my prostate is aching, can you rub your dick against it for me?

[the-haiku-bot]

Bro my prostate is

aching, can you rub your dick

against it for me?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dizzzypup-deactivated20240415]

Surreal

Thank you

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[boydoboi]

I like it when your Pokémon get the zoomies then just conks out.

[funnytwittertweets]

[bellossom]

I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god

[melonmemes]

[thinksnake]

[creekfiend]

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

[portmanteaurian]

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

[un-un-creative]

[luisonte]

Coñe como mola

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[spacemancharisma]

thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know...’ and I just.... we know. the only question now is who was the top.”

[whywouldisayprinter]

Whitman. No person that writes 'Love is a sacrament best taken kneeling' is a top. (Looking at you Wilde)

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[isnt]

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[batte-in-hatte]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[namiiswan-archived]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]