Even I am not into that shit

Austin | He/him | Your FAVORITE mulitfandom freak | (Previously used sideblog as main- @austinthewisest) | Art Fight: @austinthewise

[austinthewise]

Hey ya'll! I've had this account for quite some time but mostly used my sideblog so I never got a chance to properly introduce myself!

My name's Austin but you're welcome to refer to me by my user if you prefer :] (which IS, in fact, a ST reference)

I'm a multifandom freak so here are some of the things I'm most into!:

☆ Project Hail Mary

☆ Garfield

☆ Severance

☆ Heated Rivalry

☆ All things DCU (But mostly batman 🦇)

☆ Spiderman

☆ TMA/TMP

☆ Stranger Things

☆ The Pitt

☆ Everything puppet, muppet, and more

And of course I'm into all things art!! I love to see it, make it, post it and reblog it! Feel free to check out my Art Fight: @Ollie124

Dms and asks are both open if you want to yap! I happen to be a certified yapper myself, especially when it comes to fandom junk X3!! I promise I don't bite, but I will block you if you decide to be a creep >:/

@AustinTheWise • Pronouns.page

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(blinkies by @techno-entity)

[zivazivc]

They're enjoying the first warm rays of early spring sun and trying to figure out where the new hidden underground hub is - it's not going so well, but hey it's a nice day.

[zivazivc]

Tumblr really crunched up these images. They seem especially small and blurry when viewed on the phone app so I made some closeups because I really am proud of how these drawings turned out.

I especially like how the one with Hed and Flea standing in the sun turned out. It took me a while to figure out the lighting and the perspective blur and I'm really happy with how well I got it to match the photo.

[beakerhoneydew]

I redid my muppet kin assigner. Go wild

It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to give you your Muppet kin tonight

[idgabuck]

FUCK YES I’M GONZO!!!

[austinthewise]

I basically win uquiz!

[awfulsweettobealittlebutterbi]

"and then they fuck about it" is to Hollanov headcanons what "stop" was to telegrams

[austinthewise]

Feels so homophobic to change your profile picture back to normal after pride month is over

[ammnontet]

[redstonedust]

my problem is i think every character concept can be improved by making them a little nonbinary. this has created a comically unrealistic concentration of People With A Weird Gender Thing Going On in my stories and i will not be stopping any time soon. im genders georg.

[kekomyo]

anyone done this yet

[beyourghost]

and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby

[crowwkui]

[we don't abide such fripperies here.]

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

I know it’s been said to death but. God I love Shane Hollander and his autism.

I love that he’s allowed to be socially adept and funny and quick witted and sarcastic and empathetic.

I love that his autism is written into moments where he misses subtext, or speaks with a bit of a blank face and monotone.

I love that he’s allowed to be sexual. I love that he’s not just okay with sex, but actively seeks it out, absolutely loves it and is treated like an autonomous sexual being with internality and nuance with sex and intimacy.

I love that he’s not any clear cut, offensive autistic archetype. The closest thing you could assign him to is savant, and even that doesn’t really fit. Shane is so good at hockey because he devotes every day of his life to it, he’s not just magically gifted math hockey powers.

I love that Shane has an overpowering special interest, but it’s not the only thing in his life. I love that he’s fascinated with real estate, that he’s close with his parents and teammates.

I love that he’s allowed to have food or sensory restrictions that don’t manifest as a public breakdown but instead as a preference for ginger ale, soft clothing and a clean house to the casual eye.

I love that he’s shown to have restricted thinking sometimes (being unable to consider coming out, cooking the extra burgers) without him being reduced to a child, unable to communicate or compromise.

I love that his moments of autistic meltdown or overwhelm don’t just look like screaming and crying, but instead as a shutdown at his parents table, or a sharp exit from the Wrong situation, like after the tunamelt.

I love that his autistic moments (like folding the clothes before sex, cooking the extra burgers) are treated by both the directing and other characters as funny and adorable without being infantilised.

I love that Ilya loves Shane so much, not despite his autistic traits, but because of them. I love that Ilya thinks Shane is so adorable and sweet, without it ever compromising how much Ilya also sees Shane as sexy, competent and intelligent.

it’s just. It’s just so fucking important to me

[sbeana]

coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

[piggygirlavenue]

Photos of Kermit and Piggy where they look extra butchfemme

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[habken]

carl and grace doodles

[grimalkhiindi]

I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else’s problem

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking