Carter @fredfluck - Tumblr Blog

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

#can I make other peoples posts my pinned post?#please and thank you #update: YES I CAN #HELL YEAH

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

dizzypplbecomeblurry

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals

goth-queen

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

ruinedchildhood

Pretty fun weapon to draw

sandersstudies

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

sandersstudies

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

sandersstudies

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

the-lincyclopedia

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

sandersstudies

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.