Hell yes ... Randy Orton???
This is why I love him. He gets it!
#BlackLivesMatter!
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Hell yes ... Randy Orton???
This is why I love him. He gets it!
#BlackLivesMatter!
Excerpt of the Day!
Brought to you by Homeland Protector, my original fan ficiton posted on both Wattpad and Fanfiction.net, links found below.
“You dragged my family into it, mother fucker!”
“Now, Vince, we both know you could’ve made it so much easier on both of us, 45 minutes ago. I told you I had your family. You decided to do the patriotic thing and keep that girl safe over protecting your family.”
“This is coercion!”
“I’d like to think of it as ‘Aggressive Persuasion’...”
Wattpad:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/224984757-homeland-protector
Fanfiction.net:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13582153/1/Homeland-Protector
This killed me. I laughed so hard it threw me into a coughing fit that almost made me throw up.
If anyone is interested in reading some of my original writing (fanfiction) please follow the links below and check it out! I promise I’m actually pretty good.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2151089/
https://www.wattpad.com/user/Monicalynne93
Excerpt of the Day!
Coming to you from Baby It’s Cold Outside found on Wattpad and Fanfiction.net written by yours truly!
When he came back with a mug of his own, he sat on the floor in front of the fire, enjoying the warmth. "Thanks for starting a fire," he said as he looked at her. He smiled at how cozy she looked in her knitted sweater, leggings, and thick wool socks. She never failed to make his heart flutter when he looked at her. He couldn't figure out why they hadn't ever tried to be more than friends. They got along so well, never ran out of things to talk about and enjoyed each other's company.
"Of course! I mean, you keep your house at like 10 degrees, I had to do something to warm up!" she joked with him as she laughed.
"Hey, 68 degrees is the most energy efficient."
"Maybe for a corpse, but I need heat to survive this terrible blizzard!" She glanced outside, it had stopped snowing. "I think my toes may fall off they're so cold."
"Oh no! Here, let me warm them up!" He set his mug on the coffee table and scooted closer to her and began to take her socks off. Maria giggled as he pretended her feet stank. She shoved his shoulder and wiggled her toes, holding her feet out to be rubbed. When he hesitated she batted her lashed and stuck her bottom lip out in a ridiculous pout. He laughed and started massaging her feet.
Maria's head lulled back as she enjoyed his strong, warm hands working all the tired and sore spots in her feet. She sighed, wishing it would never end, but she knew it would soon as she had a family dinner to get to. "That feels so good, Randy," she hummed with her eyes closed and her head rested on the back of his couch.
To read the full version, please follow the link below!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13581993/1/Baby-It-s-Cold-Outside
Exerpt of the Day!
Randy ordered water for both. If it had been Felicity’s choice, she’d probably have taken a few shots of their finest whiskey, which was likely nowhere near what she’d been accustomed to drinking. She had come to be fascinated, in recent years, by the many different kinds and flavors of whiskey. She’d made a hobby out of visiting her local breweries to sample their top-shelf product and write reviews to post online. She wished she could crack open the bottle of Dalmore Scotch that awaited her at home. She craved the sweet citrusy and spicy aroma of the smooth single malt Scotch.
“You sure we couldn’t have gotten some whiskey for the road?” she joked nervously. She immediately regretted the joke after seeing the harsh, punitive glare in his eyes and furrowing of his brow. They softened before he spoke.
“You a whiskey girl?”
Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.
I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHAT’S THE WORD] and [DOUBLECHECK CHARACTER’S EYE COLOR] and ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
Anything that isn’t critical in the moment, and could be filled in later while I’m currently trying to burn through writing pages that will be lost if I don’t get them out right now? Brackets.
This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. There’s no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts you’ve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I don’t forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit.
This works for academic writing too. If you know where you’re going just leave yourself notes to fill in later. I do this all the time,
I love this so much. It’s going to make my writing so much easier!
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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Assassins
“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.
In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.
In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.
The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.
Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”
So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…
This is super useful to know!
and not just for writing!!
@katherine-rose
HOLY FUCK
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE
I needed this
Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.
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50 Types of Kisses - Writing Prompts
Send in a number and a pairing!
Small kisses littered across the other’s face.
A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.
A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.
An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.
Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.
Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.
French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.
Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.
A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.
A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.
Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.
Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.
Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.
A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.
A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.
One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.
Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.
Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.
One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.
Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.
A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.
A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.
A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.
Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.
Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.
Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.
Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.
One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.
Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.
Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.
Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.
A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.
An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.
Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.
An awkward kiss given after a first date.
Starting with eskimo kisses before moving on to soft kisses.
Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.
Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.
Kissing tears from the other’s face.
A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.
Kisses shared under an umbrella.
Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.
A kiss pressed to the top of the head.
Tentative kisses given in the dark.
Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.
A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.
A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.
One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.
Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.
A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.
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Superpowers AU
Each person’s eyes represent a different element which they can control.
Blue eyed people can control water. Grey eyed people can control ice. Brown eyed people can control earth. Hazel eyed people can control fire. Green eyed people can control plants.
There is rumoured to be people with white eyes that can control air. People don’t talk about what they think black eyed people can do…
Saving for later...
Yes!
Congrats Hikaru Shida! You deserve it!
Exerpt of the Day! Brought to you from Homeland Protector on my Wattpad and Fanficiton.net account.
“Hey, hey, hey. You saved us both. Shh, you wouldn’t be alive right now if you hadn’t done what you did. Felicity, you saved us.” Randy did his best to calm the broken woman in front of him. He knew the feeling. He remembered the first time he had to take a life to save his own, the complete shattering of your sense of self, sense of justice, sense of right and wrong. He hadn’t expected it to be so difficult to watch someone else go through it, though. He’d been alone, no one to dry his tears as they fell.
Once he had finished cleaning the blood off of her he held her small, delicate hands in his own, reveling in the softness of her skin. He contemplated kissing her hands to try and erase the image she had in her head of them being weapons of death. He looked into her eyes, the light green shining bright in the fluorescent lights of the bathroom. “Felicity, you saved my life.” Maybe, he thought, if I tell her enough she’ll see it the way I do. He pressed a warm kiss to each knuckle.
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Just some appreciation of my favorite wrestler! Gotta love those blue eyes!