Weeping Narcissus

🐉 | Any Pronouns | Prophetic ramblings are.... kinda hot ;) | 🦚

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[cryptdwelling]

[flipchild]

sadly the teaches of peaches is mostly lacunae but hard working scholars have been able to piece together at least two verses, being that "[one can] fuck the pain away" and "[...] like sex on the beaches".

[digitalhunk]

technology design peaked here (via: cybramir)

[demonprincex]

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

[demonprincex]

the only valid person in the replies like at all

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[tarexippus]

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 #my celium 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[tarexippus]

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 #my celium 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

[keymintt]

the space between knowing and believing

[accessible-art]

[ID from alt: oil painting of a desert landscape. a semitransparent, ghostly coyote is superimposed over it with its eye corresponding to where the moon is in the daytime sky End ID]

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[maxknightley]

being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!