hot take they are all ND

⚠️SFW ONLY ZONE⚠️ ummmmmm the corleones are autistic AF, no cap!! if you like the godfather, mafia movies in general, and ofc ND headcanons, this is the place for you!! main: @ilexxxx

[autisticorleones]

michael corleone drawn in (probably more than) 5 minutes

one like = one bandaid for his lil papercut

the poor silly guy

[thememedaddy]

[autisticorleones]

songs that remind me of dog day afternoon lodskks

love the way you lie - eminem and rhianna ⛓️

dark red - steve lacy ❤️

two time - jack stauber ⌚

transgender - crystal castles ♀️

out of my league - fitz and the tantrums ✨

rocket man - elton john 🚀

meteor shower - cavetown ☄️

sunny - boney m ☀️

softcore - the neighborhood 🏠

little dark age - mgmt 🌑

cigarettes out the window - tv girl 🚬

should i do a godfather version 🤯🤯

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[gerardpilled]

I don’t have children so take this with a grain of salt but I hate when you can tell people like the concept of their children more than their well-being. Parents like the concept of an all-beige nursery that’s photogenic more than they care about the development of their kid’s brain. They like the concept of a cutely dressed kid in designer clothes more than they care about their comfort and personal desires. They like the concept of a child who never eats poorly more than they care about the happiness that can come from a child eating some candy now and then. People need to stop treating their kids like little dolls

[the44magnumisamonster]

I don't get why people hate on celebrities for getting angry at paparazzi. I live for that shit.

[autisticorleones]

out of my league by fitz and the tantrums makes me cry

and thats because it makes me think of sonny wortzik and leon shermer

[wellthatschaotic]

name changes should be free for trans people and kids of "quirky" white women who named their kids like Keighleiy Sweetheart or some shit. and elon musks kids

[baldabesss]

sketch hehe :)

[the44magnumisamonster]

This movie RUINED me

10/10 recommend

[the44magnumisamonster]

I fucking love the name Michael, like deadass it's in my top 3 names if I ever make a list, I love it so much, but the problem is, it's a family name, so if I was to name my son Michael I'd just be fulfilling the prophecy, and yknow how Greeks are with family names and the rules surrounding them so I have no idea if I'd be allowed to or if it'd be my first born son or second. I think Peter is the first born, because of my uncle Peter being older than my dad (I think) and he named his son Michael. It's confusing.

[autisticorleones]

The “Kay’s Cooking” channel on YouTube is literally just what happened to Kay after The Godfather ended and I will die on this hill.

If you’ve never heard of “Kay’s Cooking”, she’s a YouTuber, an old British lady who makes…’interesting’ dishes!!

[autisticorleones]

forgot to post this but Mike

cw: bright colors and glitch effects

silly funny sweets addicted guy

[autisticheadcanons]

Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld is autistic! He takes sarcasm literally, doesn't seem to know where his body is placed and falls a lot, has extreme reactions to unexpected sounds/sights, and is honest to a socially unacceptable degree.

[autisticorleones]

such a true post

[autisticorleones]

such a true post

[autisticorleones]

some random/oddly specific michael corleone headcanons!!!

~he has a massive sweet tooth

~you'd expect his suit pockets to be filled with actually important stuff but usually they're filled with candy, cough drops, and breath mints for some reason

-he likes sickeningly sweet things, like cake icing and marshmallows

-he smokes but not a lot, he'd like to believe he's health conscious but he's really not

-this is a secret but he doesn't like italian food

-eats a lot of spicy food, type of guy to put sriracha on everything

-gets nauseous very easily, but not from what you'd expect

-he likes to use really fancy words, not to impress anyone or anything he just likes the way they sound

-when he was a kid he had god awful eyesight, and wore these like super thick glasses at all times

-his sense of fashion as a kid is what i can only describe as "young sheldon" shahsdhwhbs

-he smells like cologne and vanilla

-likes hot drinks, like coffee and hot chocolate

-he is lactose intolerant but he doesn't care lmao

-he barely laughs but if he did it would be at like, a dad joke

-doesn't like it when his siblings touch him, especially sonny

-he reads a lot of historical fiction novels

-super touch starved, when he went to private boarding school as a little kid, obviously coming from a sicilian family he was used to a lot of physical affection, but he basically had it stripped away from him

-he can play the piano

that's all i can think of rn lol, bye fam