bitch

Hank // 26 // f@g // he/him

[nintendomariobros4]

Minomon is happy he bouncing up and down Ken bunk bed excitedly.

[pangur-and-grim]

he perplexes me

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[internet-sentences]

[m0tt3]

This is how I look when I post stuff on here btw (real footage)

[segamascott]

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[stupidestasshole]

i like you

can i have yoir shiniest coin

[peniscruncher]

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[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[yaoiblackmold]

If this was a normal romance Daniel saying "prove it" would prompt Armand to kiss him like he means it but because this is a weird freak4freak dynamic Armand just started listing out all the different times he stalked Daniel over 52 years. And Daniel being the freak he is actually looked moved by that confession.