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sup idk what this blog is for anymore either ✌🤪

[wordfather]

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[girlishcomatose]

Didn't realize how much the letter drought would be affecting me until weeks had passed since I last heard from my good friend. Now I'm receiving word about some doomed ship voyage. Egad, there is never good news in my postbox

[woodland-goth]

Happy Do Not Give Renfield A Cat Day

[nebula-rain]

Shepard to the ME2 companions: I’m not upset with y’all, cause I know that y’all are mentally ill. Which is why I am going to open up a hospital—

[toastyglow]

fortune flavors the bold. but with what spices.......who can say

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[starshiprancher]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked commander up and he called me a tough son of a bitch

[enjamin-the-benitor]

[phantomtomes]

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[fiddlesticksss]

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[fancynecr0mancy]

I love being some online entity please don't think of me as a real person

[tacobellfries]

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[kattigans]

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here