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indie caesar clown

[tessofbaterilla]

@autotoxins

"This'll end well."

[autotoxins]

❝ I can't guarantee that, but my research is mostly successful. Shurorororo! ~ ❞

[blueseaprincessa]

@autotoxins

"I don't know anything about you because you don't want to tell me anything. And don't even defend yourself with the typical argument that I didn't ask. Politeness should let you know that it's your duty to tell me about your research."

She began to be annoyed with him herself, wishing she still had at least some patience with him. Suddenly… she received a sort of enlightenment. She knows what she can do.

"Okay. If you're not hiding anything. I'll ask clearly. Is it close to your workplace? If I see with my own eyes that it's all safe. I will leave you in holy peace. Can we go for such a deal? I would be very grateful."

The princess smiled at him, tried to pull something out of her dress pocket. She found a small package of cookies. She walked closer to him and gave it to him.

"This is for you. I hope we will be good friends."

[autotoxins]

Caesar was quickly realizing he preferred children over teenagers. This princess was exactly that, right? A "teen"? Or, perhaps she was in her early 20s, but either way - she was in that exact age where Caesar COULD NOT find it within himself to work with her. She was the one who'd been rude to him - he literally hadn't done anything wrong ( as far as she knew anyway ). Why did she KEEP being so abrasive?

If she wanted to see his research, then she should ask. Not just demand to see it simply because she was royalty. His research belonged first and foremost to himself - but, in this setting, it would be more helpful for him to tell her that it belonged to Donquixote Doflamingo. She would not be so quick to demand seeing secrets that belonged to the nation of Dressrosa.

Caesar arched his thin brows as she handed him a bag of cookies. Was she thinking she could bribe him with THIS? He preferred candy over baked goods, not to mention he could easily make it himself. If she wanted to bribe him, she should at least offer him money. Not cookies, like he was some child!

Calm down. He told himself, and slowly, his swirling coat settled back into calm, innocent clouds.

❝ You wish to see my research, your Highness? ❞ He knew better than to kidnap the princess of Alabasta. That would be foolish. ❝ I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to show you without permission from MY King. ❞ She would understand that he was not beholden to her, right?

[3style]

❛ you assume a lot about my far - future priorities. ❜ janked teeth are going to be least of his problems if he cannot defeat mihawk. & even if, no, when, when he wins, who's to say zoro shall live long enough to enjoy title of greatest swordsman for as long as hawk - eyes has ??

but, in begrudging fairness, that does make them think ... ❛ true, i can't use santoryu without a solid bite, & i face a lot of bone - shattering attacks ... hm, maybe i can infuse my teeth with haki ... ❜

yeah, they're not listening to legitimate medical advice. good luck with that.

[autotoxins]

All he was doing was assuming he was not a COMPLETE MORON who wouldn't want teeth, but alright. It seemed that it was possible to make this brute of a man actually think though. Caesar could watch the gears turn in the other's head. Why was he even bothering with this? It wasn't like HE cared if the man lost all his teeth! It was just that seeing problems that he had such a simple solution for really annoyed him!

❝ Have you seriously not even thought about this problem before? How stupid can you get? And that so-called "doctor" of yours haven't bothered to mention this either? It almost make me feel sorry for your crew. If you all didn't deserve to suffer, that is. Shurororo! ❞

[drheartxstealer-deactivated2023]

Was....Caesar whining? Law wanted to laugh. It was such a shame he rarely did so. A simple, "heh," coming from him was sufficient enough. Law had no sympathy towards the man, especially after everything Caesar had done. Fair was fair after all. He also had no desire to fight the clown. Law never really fought anyone unless they attacked first, or endangered him or his crew, and he knew Caesar wouldn't dare come at him. The man wasn't stupid, despite Law having called him that before.

While it was true Caesar hadn't done anything to him directly Law still found the scientist's methods and actions disgusting. However, this little visit was nothing more than Law wanting to mess with the man. "Tragic. How's your heart?" he teased, a playful gleam in his golden eyes showing.

[autotoxins]

❝ You---! ❞ He was about to call him something again. He swallowed back the insults. The days when he could say whatever he wanted were long gone. He had to bite his tongue. This was so frustrating! Oh, how he'd love to watch Law on the floor, choking on his own blood as he suffocated! Unfortunately, there was no way for that to realistically happen. Why couldn't he have nice things? He missed his old life. Law had to find all of this rather amusing. Caesar had rarely heard him laugh.

❝ My heart is fine, no thanks to you though. I'm far more troubled by the cranial damage that Mugiwara gave me. I hope you both suffer! ❞

[autotoxins]

So mama hired this man to make giants for her? Must have been a last ditch attempt to have giants in Tottoland.

"Well, regardless of whether it was successful or not, I'm sure mama was grateful and very appreciative of how hard you tried.

Of course she was being sincere, if there was one thing Lola always apprieciated, it was hard work.

❝ You must be JOKING! I worked VERY HARD on that impossible project! And WHAT did I get for my efforts? Life threats! ❞ It was not even funny. It might've been, if the memory hadn't been so painfully embarrassing. He remembered that bastard--- Perospero threatening to KILL him if he didn't complete the work. That whole Charlotte family was a bunch of lunatics! He wanted to stay AS FAR AWAY from them as possible!

[autotoxins]

Yomi staring up at Caesar... politely bows because he remembers seeing an image of this being in Doflamingo-sama's paper works. A partner, if he remembers correctly. Carries on his way after serving a silver tray of tea and kettle filled to the brim with more.

It was one of his RARE trips to Dressrosa. Overall, he didn't often leave Punk Hazard. It was safer for him to just stay there, not to mention - he was incredibly busy! He didn't have time for vacations! Yet, here he was, having been summoned by Jōkā. He was not displeased with having to leave his lab. The Shichibukai always had something interesting for him. A gift that would help him with his research, a bunch of new test subjects or perhaps blueprints to new technology? His patron was simply the best.

Caesar was treated like the WIP guest he was. A servant was bringing him tea on a silver tray. He fished out a small pill from one of his pockets, and dropped it into the cup after it was handed to him. It sizzled slightly, and changed color to a toxic green. Caesar took a sip, looking at the servant. Hm. Was this the one Jōkā had mentioned?

❝ You. ❞ Caesars spoke to him before he could leave. ❝ Are you the one with purple blood? ❞

[autotoxins]

looks up and down, stupidly. ‘ you like a mime or somethin. ‘

He has to look down, down, DOWN - because the person speaking to him is tiny. This is NOT the first time he's been asked this, and so he chooses not to take offence. ❝ Shurororo! A MIME? Don't be ridiculous. You stand before the world's greatest scientist! ❞ No, he's not going to be humble today.

[autotoxins]

Who is more evil?

Caesar Clown

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Voting ended onSep 27, 2023

[autotoxins]

Who is more evil?

Caesar Clown

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Voting ended onSep 27, 2023

[luazasvogel]

COME HERE.

[autotoxins]

NO THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!

[luazasvogel]

You think he can't sense you there? WRONG.

[autotoxins]

SENSE him? Say goodbye to your senses and hello to a toxin that confuses the senses.

[3style]

@autotoxins : and here i was about to offer you a toothpaste to strengthen your teeth---

❛ yeah, no, we already have a doctor. dunno if you noticed. ❜

[autotoxins]

❝ Yes, I have noticed. ❞ Though he's not entirely sure how an teenage animal qualifies as a medical professional... ❝ Well, it's your problem when your teeth are shaved down by the time you're 30. Then you'll be wishing you took me up on my most generous offer. ❞

[c6760h10447n1743o2010s32]

[autotoxins]

Should he be flattered or disappointed that people are not voting for him?

[autotoxins]

Who is more evil?

Caesar Clown

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Voting ended onSep 27, 2023

[autotoxins]

[ HE'S SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cute !!!!!!!!!!!! but also the most horrible evil man !!!!!!!! ]

[clown-demon-arc]

Nikolai of course, purposely chose such words. He had no issues sharing he was from a different world-- because it was the truth. Of course, there were many people who thought the clown was INSANE for speaking as if he's from another world. But he could put his MONEY where his MOUTH was and PROVE he was from another realm.

Nikolai's single eye sparkled in awe. "I am traveling this world to make so many memories~! WHICH IS WHERE YOU COME IN~!" The man tossed his hands into the air with a big grin. "I DESIRE to take a selfie with you~! So I can CAPTURE the memory and put it in my scrapbook of adventures~!"

One might think how he would do that. Well, Nikolai pulled out a cell phone from his pocket that had many charms attached to the end of it.

"BEEEHOOOLD~! A cellphone~! Your world LACKS these~! They're like your little snails, they can make phone calls BUT THEY CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT~!"

He clicked the phone on, displaying a bright screen with a picture of a kitten and two parakeets. "This device can take pictures, play games, record videos, and HAVE ALL THE INFO IN THE WORLD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS~! Ah-- Not in this world though-- I have no wifi or reception in this world because this world has no such thing~."

[autotoxins]

He had not heard the word ' selfie ' before. Head tipped to the side in question, waiting for more context that would make sense of what the other was saying. It sounded like --- The man wanted to take a picture of him? Caesar, being a wanted man, was not exactly keen on having his photo taken. Then again, a wanted poster with his face on it already existed somewhere out there, didn't it? So there wasn't much harm that could be done with another photo.

His thoughts came to an abrupt halt when the man pulled out a device that he'd not seen before, immediately capturing his attention. A ' cellphone ', he called. With wide eyes, Caesar leaned a little closer, to get a better look. Technology was not his primary field of interest, but that didn't mean he wasn't interested. After all, using advanced technology made everything easier.

The device was small, and he was stunned to hear about everything it ( supposedly ) could do. He looked at the little screen ( screens was something he was familiar with ).

❝ Shurororo! How interesting! ❞ He politely held out a gloved hand. ❝ I've never seen a cellphone before. Do you mind if I have a closer look? ❞ His eyes were almost sparkling, clearly he was intrigued. Getting his hands on a special type of technology... Vegapunk would've been SO jealous! ❝ What is ' wifi '? ❞