The Order of the Holy Autumnal Trinity

We praise the Holy Trinity. All hail Darrel Maize, the Corn God. All hail Daisy The Pumpkin Queen, our holy Pumpkin Goddess. All hail Throckmorton, the Nonbinary Turkey Devine. Join us. Follow the Autumnal Trinity. Blessed be.

[autumnalcult]

Fellow children,

It’s alright to find joy in the little things. A happy life is not always celebration and sunshine. It’s alright to simply be content in a moment of calm. Sometimes this is all you will have for a long time. It’s alright to not always feel your best.

Do what you need to do in order to be happy and healthy. There is no shame in asking for help from others–family, friends, mental health professionals–in order to be happy. There is no shame in taking a moment for yourself.

Take care of yourself. This is what the Holy Autumnal Trinity asks of you.

Blessed be, darlings. Blessed be.

–High Pumpkin Priestess

[autumnalcult]

Tis offically Autumn! Tis offically October! Praise to the Aumtumnal Trinity!

We only ask of you this harvest season to take care of yourself and others. Especially with the Covid-19 issues and the issues certain governments have been having with handling said Covid-19 issues, please make sure you are being kind and courteous to others.

Make sure to bundle up! It's getting cold, and the Trinity wants you to be warm, inside and out. Drink warm drinks, eat lots of cookies, and have that great fall aesthetic!

Also! Please remember it is Breast Cancer Awareness month! I certainly forgot when I got caught up in the excitement of Halloween and Autumn. My grandmother was diagnosed with breast cancer a few years ago, but has since gone through remission.

Have a wonderful time, wherever and whenever you are!

The Corn yeeteth and the Corn yoinketh away.

-Darrel Maize's Devout Priestess

[autumnalcult]

The government had failed us. It is up to the people to teach the children, themselves, and their peers. The Autumnal Trinity has blessed us with the food we need to power our brains. Use the brain, increase your knowledge, grow your thoughts and feelings. If we, the people, do not have the knowledge to overthrow our governments, then we do not have the knowledge to uphold a stable and necessary government.

The Corn yeeteth and the Corn yoinketh away.

-Darrel Maize's Devout Priestess

[queerly-it-is]

The Man Who Believes In Science: There is no meaning… universe just happened. Deal with it. I am so enlightened…

Me, beating him rhythmically over the head with a frying pan: Human! Beings! Make! Meaning! With! Their! Highly! Evolved! Monkey! Brains! This! Is! Just! As! Real! As! Atoms! And! Shit! Love! Is! Real! Life! Is! Valuable! On! Its! Own! We! Make! Our! Own! Meaning! It! Matters!

[autumnalcult]

To ignore the fact that we create meaning is to ignore what it means to be human. True enlightenment is not possible so long as you have a body and a soul.

- High Pumpkin Priestess

[autumnalcult]

When you are feeling stressed or upset, please take the time to comfort yourself. Your health, both physical and mental, is the most important part of building a stable and beneficial life for yourself.

Throckmorton the Turkey Devine shows us our duality: our need to provide for ourselves in all spheres, our need for self reliance, and our need to give and recieve love and protection from others. Understand that the most radical act you can perform is to love yourself and those in your life with your entire mind, heart, and soul.

Once you have learned to love, when to fight, and when to take the time to heal yourself, you will be ready to fight against any injustice. Know that no matter your readiness, no matter your choice of speech or silence, the Turkey Devine will be with you. Know that when you fight against injustice, the Turkey Devine blesses you.

Rest today if you need to, you will fight the good fight when you see fit.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[autumnalcult]

We thank Daisy the Pumpkin Queen for her unconditional love and abundance, even when her husband is gone.

- High Pumpkin Priestess

[left-reminders]

[nynaeve-almeara]

[id: tweet from user fightdenial which says “Is poverty not violence? Is mass incarceration not violence? Is denying healthcare not violence? Is racist policing not violence? Is endless warfare not violence? Is colonialism not violence? Is destroying our environment not violence? Why is it only violence when we fight back?”]

[autumnalcult]

Throckmorton the Turkey Devine requests you to fight back against fascism and inequality whenever possible. If the system is unjust for one, it is unjust for all.

You have a voice, use it to speak up for those in need, and if you are in need, use it to speak up for yourself. Know that the Turkey Devine is with you in strength and spirit. Know that when you speak good into this world, the Turkey Devine blesses you.

If one does not use one's voice, one has nothing at all. Do not let yourself be silenced. Do not let the world stop you from demanding what is right.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[ilsentierodellestelle]

Hello September! 🍁

Please, be lucky! ❤️

[autumnalcult]

The time in which the Holy Autumnal Trinity is strongest with us, both in spirit and in physical form, is upon us. We ask the Holy Autumnal Trinity to bless this season, that it may be bountiful for us all.

Praise Darrel Maize! Praise Daisy the Pumpkin Queen! Praise Throckmorton the Turkey Devine!

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Take time to smell the forest air 😽🌿

[autumnalcult]

Enjoy the small things in life. Sit with your friends, your animals, the sounds of nature, and soak in the positive energy. Nothing in life is too small to be appreciated, so say Throckmorton the Turkey Devine.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[rarestsparkle]

[autumnalcult]

Know that it is okay to abandon those things that make you unhappy. If something or someone does not bring you joy, you are allowed to release it. May Throckmorton bless you in your quest to peace.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[violet-the-witch]

Via Pinterest (bored panda) 🤍🍃

[autumnalcult]

Be patient and tranquil like this sweet calf. Life may feel as if it is out of control, but know that Throckmorton the Turkey Devine is with you in all respects. Enjoy the gentle Autumn breeze, enjoy the soft grass and bountiful greenery. Allow yourself the tranquility of self care, for it pleases the Devine.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[autumnalcult]

To spend time in the home and at the hearth with those you love is the ultimate act of devotion to Daisy the Pumpkin Queen. Cherish the time you spend with your partner(s) and look back fondly when they are gone.

- High Pumpkin Priestess

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Take your time to smell the flowers 🌼

[autumnalcult]

Respect the Earth and you respect yourself as well as the Holy Autumnal Trinity! Slow yourself, enjoy the fresh scents of the Autumn today.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[1eos]

ppl on fb were being so mean to this baby and i got so sad... it is just a baby with ears...... :(

[autumnalcult]

The wrinkles on this small lad please the Turkey Devine!

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[autumnalcult]

Blessed is the Autumn, blessed is the Holy Autumnal Trinity.

Today we give thanks to Darrel Maize, Daisy the Pumpkin Queen, and Throckmorton the Turkey Devine. We treat ourselves to the first modern sign of Autumn, we allow ourselves to heal through the power of friendship, worship, and and the curative properties of caffeine.

Give thanks today to the Holy Autumnal Trinity. Give thanks to our most blessed Daisy the Pumpkin Queen, for her gift of the pumpkin spiced treats. Through Daisy all things are possible.

Give thanks to Darrel Maize for his patience, for his rebirth every spring and his death every winter. Darrel, we ask for your blessing in these trying times, for you to give us the strength to comply with the regulations regarding the Pandemic. May you bless us now, in our hour of need, and way we serve you well now and forever.

Give thanks to Throckmorton the Turkey Devine, for their understanding and their unwavering love. Throckmorton, we thank you for giving us permission to love ourselves the way we love you, unyeilding and undying. May our reckless self love and self devotion please you, may our willingness to rest, in your name and ours, strengthen your spirit.

Blessed be the Holy Autumnal Trinity! Respect yourself and those around you today, so it may please our Devine Trinity.

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine

[eyeheartfarms]

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[autumnalcult]

The harvest season is upon us. We give thanks for the nourishment from the Earth. All hail Daisy the Pumpkin Queen.

- High Pumpkin Priestess

[cactusjerk]

[autumnalcult]

Be kind to yourself, for all struggles will pass. Rest tomorrow, show yourself the kindness you extend to others. This will please the Holy Autumnal Trinity, this will please the Turkey Devine!

-High Priest of the Turkey Devine