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[thomasoantechon]

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@eddielarkin: I need new friends...

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@blahblahart: virgin margaritas! almost no difference! :D even more refreshing than the alcohol version tbh. #thesoberlife

[devonnmaddox-deactivated2016070]

@devonisawesome: @blahblahart makes THE FUCKING BEST VIRGIN MARGS! that glass is my opinon on this post #thesoberlife

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@fisherman: @devonisawesome @blahblahart I’m such a proud mama! #thesoberlife

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@eddielarkin: You’re all dumbasses. this stuff tastes like shit. #letsberealhere

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text to eddie

Devon: Bonfire. And no booze please.

Devon: S'more ingredients probably.

Eddie: I have the booze locked down.

Eddie: We're having a bonfire? Cool.

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text to eddie

Devon: dont make plans on the 10th please. got some shit to do and i need you there. also ray and fish will be there.

Eddie: I'm there. Anything you need?

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Text to Barbiedoll

Lay: Um, I think we can still rough it up, doc just said no rough biting or grabbing around the tummy area.

Lay: Only sometimes, other times I'm the devil. But that's only to get you yelling at me :)

Eddie: Good to know. I haven't gotten to that chapter in the book yet

Eddie: troublemaker

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text to eddie

Devon: hey fucker

Eddie: Wazzup dickwad

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Would you rather stare a goat into its dead weird slit-looking gross eyes for a whole minute or be woken up from your deliciously peaceful powernap on the couch by your best and most favorite roommate sticking a wet finger in your ear.

Finger in the ear. What a fucking turn on.

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Text to Barbiedoll

Lay: You being submissive is a joke right? You're the dominant one between us.

Lay: I may have already started packing so, kitty outfit definitely already in there.

Eddie: OBVIOUSLY. You're just my little kitty. By the way, should I be taming things down now that you're pregnant?

Eddie: You're such a good girl sometimes Lay.

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Text to Barbiedoll

Lay: Really? Like you're not just joking and playing around right now because I will make sure you have to watch me get off for a week if you are.

Lay: Time away though, yes please, I love you guys but I can not take so many men right now.

Lay: That sounded way more sexual than it meant to. I love you too Cookiemonster :)

Lay: Too bad you were sleeping when I got home last night. I looked super cute in my kitty get up :(

Eddie: Yes really baby. I have everything planned.

Eddie: I mean I love watching you get yourself off so...pleas threaten me with something that'll actually scare me into submission.

Eddie: Except not submission because...welll...that's a fucking joke.

Eddie: You should pack the kitty outfit.

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Text to Barbiedoll

Eddie: Pack your bags angel. I booked us a room at the Hilton for a couple days. You deserve a break and I've been a shitty boyfriend. I also booked you a massage.

Eddie: I love you blondie girl.

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Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!

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@devonisawesome: it’s summertime & i’m king fucking triton bitches! but why does @eddielarkin & @blahblahart have a trident just sitting the fuck around?

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@eddielaarkin: @devonisawesome don’t ask questions you’re not ready to hears the answers to... #treadlightlybitch

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@barkingmadash: i'll be sure to keep a very close eye on your lady love. ;)

@eddielarkin: @barkingmadash lord knows she needs it ;) just make sure my babies are safe.

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@eddielarkin: I'm on detox duty tonight. Hope y'all do a shot for me at the party.