Two Tablespoons Of Stop That

Ari | agender & trans-neutral | 23 | ace with a chance of biromo ♠️♥️ | my goal in life is to spend as much time as possible screaming at the ocean

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[feaqu-archive]

[jeanjauthor]

DO NOT MAIL IN YOUR BALLOTS ANYMORE.

TAKE THEM TO A LEGITIMATE DROPBOX,

OR TAKE THEM TO THE BALLOT OFFICE.

[lauraannegilman]

Several states have ruled that, even if they’re postmarked by election day, they won’t count votes that come in afterward (yes, this is voter suppression.   No, we don’t have time fight it by election day)

If you’re voting by mail, TAKE THEM TO THE BALLOT OFFICE OR A LEGITIMATE DROPBOX!

[phantom-shell]

Jon throughout the seasons as BDG moments because I was feeling memeish.

(Don't mind my inconsistent art style ;-;)

[unaskedformagnustheories]

Magnus heard there was a dog in the Archives.  (art borrowed from Carey Pietsch)

[alcnolien]

ITS ACE WEEK YALL

[sadclowncentral]

does nobody on this site think they can take tim fucking stoker. I wanna hear from some people who would and could sucker punch the clown hater. just because he is sexy does NOT mean he won’t go down

[iamnmbr3]

Martin absolutely could and would. Look how Tim immediately backs right off his accusation and starts straight up stammering and trying to shift the blame to Daisy.

Like anyone with common sense, Tim Stoker fears Martin “Knife” Blackwood.  

[sadclowncentral]

martin: I came here to make tea for jon and kick ass and i’ve just noticed jon isnt here

[adelicateculturecell]

Asexual Amoeba- Sometimes having sex, sometimes splitting on their own, sometimes doing the do in a way that science hasn’t been able fully comprehend. Of course, the sex life of an Amoeba is incredibly fascinating, but I’d like to think their many states of being is more so. Happy Ace week all! May you celebrate with all your fellow asexuals. Images from Journey to the Microcosmos and originally captured by Jam’s Germs

[milkychai]

some jonmartin for the soul

i just wanted to quickly slap some colors on this sketch i did! 

[applefix-art]

Some magnus archives art from twitter!

[affishionado]

it's a lovely day to celebrate the fact that mx jonathan sims is canonically asexual

this was gonna be a pride drawing oops but anyway happy ace week:3

[zoja-deactivated20210116]

Your thesis is so cringe. I can't even look at you.

[permaculturefarmingdesigns-deac]

[sputternutter-deactivated202010]

I was very okay and even proud of the English for this right up until "crinkle crankle"

[captainboringposts]

I love that they saved that until the very last moment.

It's like being hugged and then immediately punched in the face after.

[taplaos]

The resemblance is uncanny  

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[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[idiot-riker]

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

[botticegli]

[trunksette]

what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

[icouldwritebooks]

I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

[icouldwritebooks]

5. I just finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house.