I'm procrastinating

31 years old and somehow still alive.

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[hillergoodspeed]

[extrafabulouscomics]

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[roryblank]

My True Power

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[baddywronglegs]

A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

[annalisesartwork]

Pebble and sea glass paintings!

[naamahdarling]

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Yulia Sidneva aka Yulia Sergeevna Sidneva aka Юлия Сиднева (Russian, b. Tbilisi, Georgia, based Sochi, Krasnodar Krai, Russia) - Cat named Mouse, Drawings

[kaijuno]

[viejospellejos]

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[shamebats]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[girltalk]

May this week feel light on your shoulders 🧸

[jareckiworld]

Thomas Doyle — Click-Through Rate (mini sculpture, mixed media, 24 x 15 x 15 centimeters, 2024)