Don't Blink.

Kara, 21, Fangirl.

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Say what you will about Pluto, I just find it hysterically ironic that it was named for the God that got kicked out of Olympus.

[wizkhali]

[marcitlali]

it’s contour

[elismagicatnado]

his arms are gradually receding upwards

[davybot]

hes gradually loosing his back curve

[bejuled-cosplay]

His buck teeth gradually close in.

[sad-nooting-tuna]

he gradually becomes less funny and more annoying

[rogrers-blog]

FILA 2015

[zymphe]

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

[avatarkara]

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.

Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.

[ash-kuro]

When you tryna have a lit summer but only have 3 friends

[decemberdancer04]

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

[just-rube]

I learned cursive and as soon as we didnt learn it anymore i stopped using it and never did since

[lettingdowncurls]

I use it all the time

[pokec0re]

[coolgarbage-deactivated20170126]

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone. It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

[h-o-r-n-g-r-y]

“Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times.”

[gecsplaining]

do you realize what this is saying? you are part of a big story. if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing. this is great.

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

clear this up:

things you should hate

homophobia

transphobia

racism

misogyny

things you shouldn’t hate

straight people

cis people

white people

men

[a0863-archive]

and a couple reminders:

some members of the lgbtq community can be transphobic, sexist, racist, etc.

not all christians are homophobes.

not all homophobes are christians.

racial minorites can also be racist.

women/genderqueer/trans people can be sexist.

Just some general things people forget a lot.

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum

Dustpan

Lint roller

Sponges

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs

Tongs

Spatula

Plastic wrap

Ziplock baggies

Garbage bags

Paper towel

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler

Mixing bowls

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk

Stirring spoons / ladels

Tea infuser ball

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker

Kettle

Toaster

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper

Can opener

Bottle opener

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves

TV

TV stand

Floor lamp

End table

Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bedframe

Linens

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper

Trash bin

Curtains

Pillows

Pillow cases

Night table

Alarm clock

Lamp

Dresser

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Towel

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues

Toilet paper

Trash bin

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of courters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm

Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

[savagewolfx3]

^^^^

[egberts]

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

[dollarhoe-blog]

A LITTLE BIT LONGER BY THE JONAS BROTHERS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ALBUMS EVER CREATED PASS IT ON

[babyoliviasophia-deactivated202]

gosh being a princess is exhausting 

[villainsbar-blog]

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

[the-rain-monster]

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I choked on my drink

[dark-pika]

I’m in tears holy shit

[niknak79]

[fangpants]

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

[dickslay3r]

i think you need a nap satan

[vikander]

[slayersublime]