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it's always morally correct to babygirlify your fromsoft blorbos

#I love them. please look at them #maliketh #maliketh the black blade #knight artorias #artorias the abysswalker #elden ring #dark souls #dark souls 1

gammelgaedda

#I'm always saying this

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

#ME

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

#same icon so nothing will happen

ath3alin

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

#it's even worse when the character's name is also an animal #wolves from real life I am sorry I'll just think of the sekiro protag

crimson-rots

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

#doomnamor

crimsonflowerzz

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

crimsonflowerzz

failed

crimsonflowerzz

oh so you’re fucking perfect

#oc: verthaak

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

bedupolker

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

#yayyy corpse

legallybrunettedotcom

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

x

#average peasant

desolationlesbian

years later still thinking about the time i was being interviewed for a judicial clerkship and the judge asked me what i do in my free time and being a student i was like uh idk videogames and this very old very venerable respected jurist looked at me over his little glasses and said quote "oh, what kind? I love Dark Souls."

#BASED AS FUCK JUDGE

nox-in-a-box

Your profile picture is now your therapist. How's it going?

I'M FUCKED

Could be better.

Hey, they're actually good at this!

Quite possibly the best therapist I could ever have.

Can I be *their* therapist?

Voting ended onApr 15

#I'm fucked #it could be worse! he won't make anything worse #but he absolutely cannot be a therapist #there would just be silence for hours #I'm not going on a tag essay for this I'm stopping here

glassrunner

happy 10th birthday to DARK SOULS III — April 12th, 2016

#incredibly important day #dark souls

uhhsnail

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

#this is also wolf #raised to be a weapon to be used and discarded by his father #but also a shield for kuro #he was meant to be more of a weapon than a shield but he still is one #he was to give his life to keep kuro save. he gave his life to keep kuro safe. he keeps giving his life to keep kuro safe

knightclubbing

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

#don quixote lcb

justcuriouspolls

Can you win against your pfp/icon in a fight (in the sense of asking which one is physically stronger)? Assume you both have the drive and the motivation to fight eachother, and both of you are unarmed (unless your pfp explicitly shows them with a weapon, or they physically cannot survive without their weapon).

I can easily win against them with no issues

I can win against them, but it wouldn’t exactly be instantaneous

I can most likely win against them, but I would be struggling

I can juuuust barely beat them in a fight

We tie

They will win against me, but it would be a very close match

They will win against me, but they would be struggling

They will win, but at least I would have survived the first few moments

They can easily win against me with zero issues

I can’t imagine my pfp in a fight*

Infinite many nuance

Show answers

Voting ended onApr 14

*Not being able to conceptualize the idea of what a fight against your pfp would even look like, e.g. if your pfp is just a solid blue circle with no inherent meaning behind it

Is this a regular fight or a fight to the death? I don’t know, but odds are it wouldn’t make much of a difference

#I'm fucked

firestorm09890

clear and concise commands that require no judgement on my part, please!

#OKAY I AM CHEWING ON THIS #firstly most of his ids being in positions where he is in an authority position #the ones where he is simply following orders are worlds where he is miserable or an id for a regular enemy and not a specific character #his most auraful ids (prince of la manchaland and thumb east capo) being ids where he is in a position of authority with strict rules #there are rules and expectations but he is still in a position to make his own decisions rather than having some make them all for him #prince of la manchaland isn't his most ideal id on account of the nightmares of la manchaland burning. but that's a traumatic memory #he has the expectation of continuing the eternal parade and the instinctual urge to propagate the family but he is still in control #his has an expectation and bloodfiend instincts to obey but his decisions aren't made for him #I haven't gotten through canto VIII so I can't comment on what exactly he does in thumb east capo id #but there's the strict hierarchy of the thumb. and he is high enough on that hierarchy where he isn't simply following orders #he has the thumb's rules to follow but he isn't just another random soldato #uhhh tldr I think abt him a normal amount and how his best ids have him following rules while still making his own decisions #rather than having others make decisions for him #he should blow up n corp as a treat #meursault lcb #limbus company

csny

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

#outis

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