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you want me to be your what? oh! well, I mean, this is kind of sudden, but I might be down to—oh, it just involves—oh, I would just be, like, reading your fanfic? and telling you if it’s good? yeah, no, sure, I can do that

mon3trs

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

fat-fuck-hairy-belly

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

ozempicofficial

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Time loops strike again 😔

fallenangelvictorious

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

ruusverd

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

#periapsis

everyone better start being real niceys to me right now

lesbianbloodritual

The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

slygirlboy

yup, its official! the pope just said that it's "totally fine" to jerk off to digital circus porn

jame7t

*amazing

#ratpissed

etrosgate

started watching code geass

#bidens campaigning at the soup store

ive been on a weeklong vacation to mexico and been in a near constant drunken state. i am really looking forward to going home, but also enjoying the time i have left.

#been playing an episode of dispatch every few nights #mixed with watching Do No Harm #a beautiful time

3000s

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

3000s

ughh. why does my head hurt

itsmemordred

Roxas Kingdom Hearts 2

nosnexus

Not a bad bit of beach reading!

#the last good one before the series fell off

contemptible-scoundrel

[crying into elf gfs shoulder after reading a naruto characters backstory on a wiki page] it wasnt right what happened to him, his father committed suicide, he was afraid of love, he was just starting to learn but obito died and he had to kill rin with his bare hands, its not fucking fair, he was just a fucking kid,

ELF GF: [nudging my hand towards her 25% erect penis] ninja society sounds so cruel...