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i donât care what anyone says i love tik tok
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
Itâs called a buntâŠ. Not weed cigarette⊠And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They donât look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Iâm so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iâm so mad.
Your âweed smoking girlfriendâ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpâŠ. Donât ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donât wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGÂ
Well that escalated quicklyâŠâŠ
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenât worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iâm yelling so loud and now Iâm crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canât take anymore. Iâm opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that âI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSâ, âTHEY ALL KISS MEâ, and âTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRâ.
and letâs not forget the âBlaizâ and her âwicked tatâ, or that he doesnât âwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againâ, and that this is âthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGâ.
âthe goo pile that is now your bodyâ
iâm dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itâll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot⊠*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omgÂ
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iâm clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heâs muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iâm still  at the bar. You look to the exit, thereâs still time. But thereâs not, thereâs not, thereâs not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenât shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iâm missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itâs like that only instead of boots itâs my muscles and instead of walking itâs punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family⊠Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing⊠no playing you fuck. No playing⊠it was real.. the realest thing Iâve ever know.. felt⊠Love. I loved them⊠BlaizâŠ. Chas-Chas⊠Funk⊠I loved all three of em⊠but theyâŠ*My face is wet with tears and Iâm blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me⊠left⊠*Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. âPft, you brought this upon yourself dude.â He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me⊠* I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
happy 4/20 know your history
Their names, ranks and kills in case people went to know;
First row â Guard Staff Sergeant, VN Stepanova: 20 kills, Guard Sgt JP Belousova: 80 kills, Guard Sgt AE Vinogradova: 83 kills.
Second row â Guard Lieutenant EK Zhibovskaya: 24 kills, Guard Sgt KF Marinkin: 79 kills, Guard Sgt OS Marenkina: 70 kills.
Third row â Guard Lieutenant NP Belobrova: 70 kills, Lieutenant N. Lobkovsky: 89 kills, Guard Lieutenant VI Artamonova: 89 kills, Guard Staff Sergeant MG Zubchenko: 83 kills.
Forth row â Guard Sergeant, NP Obukhova: 64 kills, Guard Sergeant, AR Belyakova 24 kills.
Total number of confirmed kills: 775. Photo taken in Germany, May 4, 1945.
And this hasnât been made into a movie or mini series?
The cool thing is, thereâs still one person missing: Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
She was one of the deadliest snipers of World War II, and is regarded as one of the deadliest snipers of all time. Over the course of one year (June 1941-June 1942) she racked up a count of 309 kills, 36 of which were enemy snipers. Her prescence in the picture alone would have brought the total number of kills from 755 to 1064.
Goddamn.
Icons.
Every one of them.
Is there a website to look up models or people to draw, with gender, ethnicity, and age filters. (if possible)?
 For example if a wanted to make a cartoon character realistic and use a real person for reference or to edit the photo to look like them?
Iâve been just googling white 20s male, black female 40s etc. (canât find any good references for kids either) and been sifting through the results.
https://generated.photos/?ref=producthunt
https://generated.photos/faces
This site probably has what youâre looking for!
Look at what you can sort by!
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This will never NOT be funny
Iâm so glad this is on tumblr
My favourite thing about this is, he didnât even have to call him âCaptainâ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!
Captain: y-yeah?
Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!
(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)
my fav.
Cain killing Able
hey my friend showed me the worst game in the wrold it is call horse isle 3 it usually has no more than 100 players online at a time its map is about 5 times larger than the actual surface area of planet earth and the only animals in it are horses, humans, ants, rabbits and butterflies
here is my shitty farm and my disgusting pregnant horse, who sucks
this is my avatar, whoâs appearance is based on what i think jared leto will become in 2 years if nobody intervenes in the next few months. the website itself boasts that you will likely play for days without ever encountering another player. not only is this true, but it makes it fucking terrifying when you do. traversing the desolate landscapes, thriving only off of water, rabbit and horse meat (i assume) you will piss your pants when you finally encounter someone, even if you plan to meet up with a friend. i know the screenshot doesnât do it justice but i need you to trust me on the terror i felt at seeing cliff wife
i have to keep playing to conquer this wasteland even though it was designed from jigsaw from saw because the first person view when someone pets your horse is worth it
https://www.themanequest.com/blog/2020/3/21/horse-isle-3-war-crimes-and-lgbtq-visibility-a-case-study-in-how-not-to-approach-community-management
i cant help but feel somewhat responsible for this as a domino effect, tumblr teens joining and saying gay rights and then getting sent to the horse gulag. iâm sorry everypony.
i'm gonna be real with you guys i do not give a shit about people "stealing" outdoor cats. i don't feel bad for people who let their cat free roam and found out that someone down the block unknowingly took it in because it was neglected enough for them to think it was a stray.
I get so confused with these posts and then I realise, oh. America is a thing. Do Americans really not normally let their cats go outside???? Or have I just seen isolated cases? Cus where I'm from its very normal to let your cat outside? Like, rescues and such will let you know how to acclimatise the cat so they know where to come home to
America really is a crazy place like do they really just. make a cat live all it's life inside. Come on i let my cat go to the backyard and he can go and take a nap in the roofs but he will come back and use his fucking box and sleep inside. Letting him go fucking outside is normal and good for him. I feed him well. I love him with all my heart and you are telling me that you can go and STEAL HIM because hes outside of my house? Because he just went for a walk and you happened to be there and said oh my god this cat is so sad and neglected i need to save him. Fuck you. I literally can't understand you. You are doing something cruel. You are acting like you know everything about my cat and his life with me only because hes outside.
YOU SHOULDN'T STEAL SOMEONE ELSES CAT AND THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.
If the cat looks like hes a stray go ahead but please please don't do this with a perfectly healthy looking cat. Dont do this with a cat that has a home please please use your brain and think about that person who is waiting for their cat to come back home to give him food and water and love.
I'm begging you
you guys really want your cats to get run over huh
okay. i understand that you might be concerned for a cat you find outside cause of cars, diseases, and wild animals etc. but please; if you find a cat outside DON'T just take them!! the cat could have gotten outside by accident and/or is lost and someone is actively looking for them! just because you are concerned for an animal does not give you the right to take it. AND don't say "oh it's not wearing a collar it's obviously neglected" because let me tell you - I had a rescue cat growing up that couldn't wear collars because he had been choked as a kitten and was terrified of them. he would freak the fuck out if he even saw one. some cats can't/won't wear collars and it's not your place to determine the care and love of an animal based on if they're collared or not!
the best thing to do if you find a cat outside is to:
1) check if it has a collar or identification. if they do then call the number on the collar. wait with the cat and make sure it gets back to it's owner. if they don't have a collar or identification then move onto step 2
2) see if the cat is in distress or has any injuries. if the cat is injured then take a picture of it, take it to the vet/shelter, and post the picture around the neighborhood/online stating what happened in case anyone is looking for it. if the cat isn't injured or in distress and is just chilling then leave it be. it could end up being feral or lost or just an outdoor cat.
i know it might seem sad that some owners let their cats roam but you don't own the cat. you don't know the cat. you don't know the owner.
just... please don't take cats you find wandering around.
Nah.
If I see a cat with no collar, and I take it in and find that it has no chip, it's going to the shelter to be treated and adopted out.
It's not my responsibility to hunt down irresponsible cat owners. It's my responsibility to do what I can to prevent domesticated animals from becoming roadkill.
okay, yeah I see where you're coming from and i get it, but sometimes people cant afford to chip their pets or the pet might have a condition that won't let it be chipped or it could be a housecat so the owner didnt feel the need to get it chipped or etc. etc. so I still think you should at least take a pic of the cat and post it around just to be on the safe side. sometimes unchipped house cats get out and it isn't fair to just assume no one cares about it because it's unchipped. if the cat is injured and you take it in and it has 0 identification and no one comes looking for the cat then by all means take the cat in because that's neglectful and it deserves a better owner at that point. but if you see a perfectly normal healthy cat just chilling that doesn't give you the right to just pick them up and not think anything of it. I understand you care about cats and you don't wanna see it hurt but you don't always know the full story and it's irresponsible to just assume.
Most shelters these days chip any animals that are adopted out through them so itâs included in the adoption process. If you canât afford to chip your pet, then donât own one -- that, plus a collar with a phone number, is literally the most basic safety net.Â
Iâve never heard of any condition that exempts pets from getting chipped, but if thatâs the case, then there are alternative methods that must be taken. If your pet has a bad reaction to foreign entities in their bodies then they should be indoor only pets anyway.
In the state I live in, if your cat doesnât have a collar with ID or a chip and it ends up in a shelter, you have three days to retrieve it before it becomes ward of the shelter and can go up for adoption. At which point it will be chipped and legally become someone elsesâ. Thatâs why if your cat gets lost, you can go to the local shelters with pictures of your cat so that if the cat comes in, they know to call you. The shelters around here wonât sign off on your adoption unless you agree that the cat will be indoor only, and if they get wind that the cat is outdoors and roaming, they can legally take the cat back from your custody.
Itâs bad for the cat. Itâs bad for the environment. And you canât tell if a cat is healthy just by looking at it. You canât see heartworms or FIV or feline leukemia.Â
So, frankly...I donât give a shit. If your cat is freeroaming with no ID and no connection to you, you canât get pissed if you find out someoneâs taken it in under the pretense that itâs a stray. Cos thatâs exactly what it looks like.
Donât like it? Collar and chip your animals, and keep them inside.Â
i think it's more than that too. Loose cats are considered a threat to native animals. According to the Smithsonian's Migratory Bird Center and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, they can kill up to 3.7 billion birds and 20.7 billion small animals a year, and that's only in the continental United states. They breed like crazy too.
Please do not be careless of your cat and know what it's capable of outside your house.
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Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy.Â
This dog is a not just any dog - itâs a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job.Â
Bringing this back because this could come in handy if a police officer wrongfully sets their dogs on someone.
absolutely love in school where theyre like âthis child is obviously mentally ill but they get good grades so who caresâ
and then theyre like âwell they suddenly got bad grades so they will be sent to the counselors once, then no one will ever talk about it againâ
not even in school really. when i first got a therapist I mentioned that I am prone to procrastinate and then she said "well your grades are too high for that"
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WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD
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you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)
make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~
you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so donât worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, itâll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~
Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, donât worry if they donât look right!
you are a fucking saint x2
Let's talk about mynoise.net
Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, âYeah, this is good ⊠but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.
Let me introduce you to MyNoise.
MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape. Â So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax. Â Anything. Â I know Iâm a big fan of rain sounds. Â They have a page for that.
But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Hereâs where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Hereâs how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:
But say rain isnât really your jam. Â Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y. Â Something with people. Â Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like âkitchen,â âbabble,â and âtableâ:
Or say you miss the ocean.
Or say you miss your cat.
Or say you miss your spaceship.
Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons. Â In the dungeon.
This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, Iâll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene Iâm writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.
Enjoy!
OH MY GOD
YâALL I JUST STARTED USING THIS TODAY BUT THIS HAS BROKEN THROUGH MY WRITERâS BLOCK LIKE NOTHING ELSE.
TRY IT. USE IT. LOVE IT.
I seriously adore this site, highly reccommend!