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I Have No Teeth And I Must Fundraise
Hey everyone,
It's Your Local Bardic entity, Gallus Rostromengalus of Bread Jesus and other Weird Tumblr Story Fame.
Despite my best efforts to mitigate mt Terrible English Dental DNA, today two of my teeth broke.
I don't even have a fun story about this, it's literally terrible genetics and stress-grinding my teeth in my sleep.
I just got back from emergency surgery to get the pieces pulled and the hole in my jaw closed so I don't get an infection, but a second reconstruction surgery to give me a bone graft and dental implants will be needed so I can actually chew and use my mouth for it's intended purposes.
I do not currently have dental insurance. I haven't talked about it here much, but my husband was unemployed after getting laid off for almost all of last year. He has a job again, but it pays like 2/3rds of his previous one and the benefits are crap. Like no dental insurance until he's worked there at least a year.
So I'm on the hook for the full cost of Today's emergency surgery, Medication, and the necessary follow-up reconstruction, which my dentist estimates will cost between $5000-$7000. Our dentist has given us every discount she can and we have a payment plan, but losing half our household income has left us with no savings and credit cards at their limits. Even though I only need to come up with $500 this month to go ahead with the reconstructive surgery, I do not have any money to spare. It will also be VASTLY cheaper overall to pay for everything up front rather than pay interest over the months with the payment plan, but literally anything will help me right now.
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Thank you all so much, Gallus
Pic of Chaleston Chew lounging on his pillows because pics generally help these posts but I do not want to inflict images of Dental Trauma on all of you.
Need to start doing/posting art again by the time MW4 comes out so I can do more Ghoap sketches I will never end up painting 🙂↕️
For all those people who have never seen a complete rainbow
Immense gratitude
side effect of watching james cameron’s avatar and sharing one very smart brain cell.
no touching happened that day bahaHAHA
My other PHM art here
Flava Flav and Paris Hilton the ones out here advocating hardest for the Olympic women's hockey team.
2006 me could have never believed any of those words together.
for the people who did not know about Paris Hilton's elite prospects page
Mpreg AU where Ilya asks Shane to top him and the first time Shane tops, the condom breaks. They’re not really worried because 1) they’re both clean and 2) it’s really hard for men to get pregnant. It takes months, sometimes years, of trying for males to conceive without the use of fertility drugs so they decide not to panic about it and move on. Two months later Ilya tells Shane about how he’s feeling tired and nauseous. Shane suggests a pregnancy test. A little while later, Ilya sends Shane a picture of a positive pregnancy test. Ilya is all apologetic and Shane tells him that it’s fine. Shane urges Ilya to keep the baby and promises to take care of them. Shane tells Ilya that he’s going to figure out a way to get to Ottawa, and Ilya just silently listens to Shane make plans. Ilya never tells Shane he was on fertility drugs. His plan was to let Shane top a couple times before giving Shane a faulty condom, but the universe was on his side and it broke the first night. Shane never tells Ilya he found the fertility drugs and poked a hole in the condom.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapter 7 ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)
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POV: Your Eldritch husband thinks you go on too many business trips
(Yes it's me, I'm back on my bullshit. Feel free to partake here or here)
Rex: Fox, I need to talk to you about something I saw one of your men do. Fox, sighing: I can't control how weird they get in their free time... Rex: No, he just walked off when there was an emergency. Fox: One of my men? Rex: Yes. I helped his partner handle the situation. Fox: Do you remember his designation? Rex: I sent it to you in a message. Fox, after looking over the message and into the vod in question: Ah, I see the issue. He was right to handle it the way he did. Rex: His partner had to handle the situation without him! Fox: Did he complain? Rex: No. He just thanked me... Fox: Good. That'll be all we need from you then. Rex: Fox! Fox, sighing again: Rex'ika, we get transfers from all over the GAR. They come with a variety of unique triggers from their battles. This particular vod came from a squad that was wiped out by a skilled combatant wielding a vibroblade. All of them. He was barely alive when they found the squad. Forgive him if he has to walk away from one man waving a vibroblade around. Rex: Force... Fox: We do not punish our vode for their triggers here; we just accommodate them and offer them help. His partner is aware of his trigger and more than capable of handling the typical Coruscanti with a vibroblade. I'm sure he appreciated your help, but he was probably otherwise quiet because you were complaining about a man he relates to. He, after all, needs to abandon his post for his specific trigger. Rex: I feel like a complete jerk...My own men have triggers, but we force them to push through them because they have to...and I've...seen the result of that... Fox: I heard about your private...I'm sorry for your loss, vod... Rex: It's nothing you don't go through every day here. I just hope he's with the other verde. Fox: He is. They were all killed in battle. Our vod just lost in battle against himself. Rex, smiling sadly: I like that...Do you mind if I visit the partner? I want to apologize for putting him in that awkward situation. He shouldn't have had to listen to me complain about someone who's bravely fighting his own private battle. Fox: He'll appreciate that. You can find him at the prison. He'll be there for a while writing up the incident report.
Some kofi requests… Horangi for wolf, and ghoap-licking for whatliesdreaming 🐯👅
Cody: Hey, Thorn, have you seen Fox? He's not in his office. Thorn: He's showing the new shiny around. Cody: He has time for that? Thorn: Not really, but he's been letting him follow him to his meetings and showing him around between them. Cody: Wow...Why the special treatment? Thorn: Well, he came here alone straight from Kamino, so he has no one, no comfort of a batch, no experience with vode outside of them, nothing. Cody: They sent a single shiny to Coruscant? Thorn: He was the only one we could get. He's from a special batch of flash-trained vode who are specialized in combat, so they didn't have any plans to give us even one. So, if I haven't said it enough, he's kind of special. Cody: Still, wouldn't he usually have you show him around? Thorn: Yeah, but... Cody: But? Thorn: Well...he's also really young. They bumped up the age acceleration on his batch. I think he's like nine? Cody, straining against the urge to gasp: Practically a cadet. Thorn, chuckling: You can see why Fox won't let him out of his sight. Cody, jogging away: I need to find this shiny!
Zod: Surrender, Kal-El, we have your son.
*Superman looks around the battlefield and sees Jon fighting side by side with Damian and Kon knocking down invaders with Tim*
Superman: I uh... I don't think you do. Can you describe him?
Zod: Dark hair. Really smiley.
Superman: That doesn't really help. Jon's over there and Kon, who's more like a little brother really, is back there so...
Zod: Which of your sons named himself after a Kryptonian god?
Superman: Oh, you mean Nightwing! He's not actually my son, he's actually... I hate to say this but you really messed up.
*ominous green glow appears from above, casting a bat-shaped shadow over Zod*
Batman: Where. Is. My. Son?
So while Project Hail Mary was super secret the secrecy only could possibly last until they started assembling her in orbit next to ISS. Especially the movie! Mary which is gigantic compared to the book one. Probably roughly ISS size sans solar panels? idk
Anyway with that the jig would be up because the whole thing would be visible from the earth surface. Not super easy because it's moving fast but doable.
So knowing that they would have to inform the people in advance. and they clearly did because we can see some cameras and world flags in the room they ask Grace to go. Regular press conferences or most likely just official statements were probably quite frequent by the end.
but just informing the public about the wild and very pricey shit they are about to pull is a baaaaad idea without explaining why and how it will totally work in detail
luckily they have a professional science educator on site ;)
except sticking Grace in a very official role in front of cameras is baaaaad idea. dude is charming and good at his work but also probably would
a freak out at the official ness of the role
the PR department would not be happy
he is busy with so many other thigs
the PR department would NOT be happy
not sure if he remembers just which level of top secretness what parts of the project actually are
the PR department would be on fire
so the solution was to send documents to proffesional-proffesional science educators that are proffesional at being in front of camera
but also ask Grace to record some quick videos explaining everything, giving some ideas etc because it's easier to digest for proffesional-proffesional science educators than heavily redacted files and it's also easier to redact
so what I'm trying to say here is that there is a series of educational video sketches that Grace recorded late nights within like a week where he definiatey
used handmade sock puppets
declared he wants to be muppet fox
generalny explains everything assuming it will be a puppet show or animation makeig his own props from scraps
used Stratt's "What is Project Hail Mary" PowerPoint while badly acting her no-nonsense approach
at least 1/3 of the unedited videos is him falling asleep in front of his laptop camera
pulled so much mad-scirntist-that-havent-slept-in-48-hours rizz
Most of the videos would be released to public after launch as PR campaign. Because they had whole PR campaign on the astronauts and the backups.
And those silly videos were the only way Stratt could trick Grace into doing his own promo materials without him realizing. The same way she did with his astronaut training.
Hey op what the FUCK are these tags-
look me in the eye and tell me Grace isn't the nicest and sweetest and most helpful little sacrificial lamb to ever sacrifice
mostly by the power of Grace's own denial xD
ok sorry you summoned the babble now but seriously I've read the book after seeing the movie and while in the movie you can get a bit of the impression Grace is just some guy that got there by poor chance of bad luck of eh will do without training
but the book. oh the book has a space and subtlety of a steel pipe to the face to show in detail that had he ever volunteered he would be 1 choice from the get go. it kinda reads like a horror story in a way with the noose getting slowly tighter around his neck while he is all happy to help all these wonderful smarter people solve the proplems
like one of those characters you want to grab by the shoulders and shake like stop being even more useful and perfect for the role
and the astronaut training I meant there is the pool thing. movie!Grace is adamant he haven't even done it while book! Grace had a sudden paragraph apropos of nothing of not only doing the pool thing
that denial master was stoked he was doing the pool thing in an actual NASA pool with the 1:1 scale ISS behind him where actual real astronauts trained
(you are actually just now learning how to be actual real astronaut you dumbass!)
but that's not all. oh no. in that scene he is testing and perfecting the equipment so later he can teach Dubois and Shapiro how to use it
oh yeah master that shit and be the #1 expert in another thing. sure. +1 to actual invaluableness. sure that won't come back and bite you in the ass
so yeah. I've got feels about this scene
and also this scene goes fluently to Dubois and Shapiro failing at inviting him to threesome
and I was like uhuh. everybody is right. that man is so aroace. and I have a lot of feels about that also