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@aventurine-adventures
Hi! I was wondering if you’re open to roleplay.
I’m looking for a light, humorous Steven Universe RP, nothing serious or NSFW.
I’m especially looking for someone to play Lapis Lazuli in a fun/parody tone.
No pressure, just asking
Sorry no, I just keep this side blog up for nostalgia.
A~and Pearl 🩰
Pearl wearing a knit sweater…
Aventurine: Is letting your boyfriend win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Topaz: Can everyone in this aeonforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
girl what?
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
We have a public golf course in my town and I don't think it should become a garden.
I think it should be paved over because we've been trying to complete a bypass project and the fuckers are displacing dozens of long term residents just so that the remaining wine country fucks the smack their balls.
(via @bijoumikhawal )
evil infodumping where you just tell lies
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my mom
your mom
some of you guys view misogyny as simply men being mean to women and not a systemic hierarchical issue that prevents women from gaining liberation, support systems or a socioeconomic foothold and it shows every time you talk about “misandry”
obi-wan 99 problems amv
I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
Another Patreon Poll Winner
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Pearl from the promo for Snow Day
She's just so beautiful 💙
And Pearl, remember when we stopped that dropship? I’ll never forget the look on that Nephrite’s face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!
I know. How embarrassing for her!
Item: Cloak of Moss & Lichen
IT ME!
