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ATEEZ FIC MASTERLIST

18+ fics.

My AO3 | Tumblr version of fics & my art for fics. I post all to ao3, only some to tumblr.

Last Updated: August 4, 2026

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Oh Darling Series | Masterlist - Introducing ATEEZ, a small, unconventional but loving pack. Set in a world where alongside humans live wereanimals (a humanoid being that turns into a specific animal every full moon), shifters (a humanoid being that can turn into a specific animal at will), and hybrids (a humanoid being that constantly possesses physical traits of an animal such as ears, tails, horns, etc. depending on the species.)

Oh Darling, I Know What You're Going Through - OT8 Complete. 18+. Words: 75,187 Chapters: 9. Omegaverse pack ATEEZ presenting and working through their heats and ruts together.

Tell Me About It, Stud - OT8 - Complete. 18+. Words: 26,786 Chapters: 5. Trans Alpha San getting Studded.

You're dangerous, I'm loving it - Seonghwa/Wooyoung. Background OT8 - Complete. 18+. Words: 5,198 Chapters: 1. Seonghwa and Wooyoung experiment with predator/prey dynamics. Set in the Oh Darling Universe but can be read on it's own!

Peel Back The Rind - San/Jongho. Background OT8 - Complete. 18+. Words: 5,692. Chapters: 1. Oh Darling series. Kinktober day 1: dirty talk. San's been so horny lately, more so than usual, that his pack had an informal meeting to figure out what to do with him. Jongho thinks he knows precisely what the Alpha needs.

I'll lay down face up this time - Hongjoong/Mingi. Background OT8 - Complete. 18+. Words: 4,790. Chapters: 1. Oh Darling Series. Kinktober day 12: role reversal. Hongjoong was the leader of the pack, the head alpha, but there was something so addicting about being fucked like an omega.

All Government Ships (Seonghwa/Hongjoong, Yunho/Mingi, Yeosang/Jongho, San/Wooyoung)

I Love Your Scent, Baby. Ongoing. Current Word Count: 39,672. Can people of the same subgender be destined mates? Can betas have destined mates? Can someone be bitched by huffing the scent of his alpha best friends' underwear during his rut? who's to say. Single Omega Seonghwa is raising his oblivious son Alpha Mingi who's definitely not in love with his best friend Alpha Yunho. Omega San falls in love with some scrappy stray Omega Wooyoung. Beta Hongjoong who has a complex about being a Beta, constantly embarrasses himself in front of Seonghwa. Beta Yeosang and Alpha Jongho are the only two with their shit together.

Seonghwa/Hongjoong

All Dressed Up And No Where To Go - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 6,732. Kinktober Day 11: Oral. Seonghwa was a very lucky girl. They had one of the hot guys on the planet, always ready to fall to his knees for them. Even if it was a little inconvenient at times. *Nonbinary/Trans fem Seonghwa uses she/they pronouns. Trans man Hongjoong uses he/him pronouns.

Little Blood Demons - Complete. One Shot. 18+ Words: 4,689. Vampires. Hongjoong's fledglings Wooyoung and San are driving him through the roof. Trust Seonghwa to help bring him back to Earth.

Seonghwa/San

Is It Pretty In Pink Or All See Through? - AO3 | Tumblr - Complete. One Shot (For Now). 18+ Words: 6,247. Kinktober Day 4: Stockings Seonghwa thinks he's got the dorm to himself, so he dresses up a little. San discovers that that includes wearing his clothes and stockings. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in him.

Seonghwa/San/Wooyoung/Jongho

Counting One, Two, Three - Complete. Part of ATEEZ's Dungeons & Bad Dragons. 18+. Words: 19,133 Chapters: 2. Kinktober Day 8: Threesome/Moresome. Wooyoung and San were more than happy to hear their favorite couple would be at the dungeon tonight.

Seonghwa/Hongjoong/San/Wooyoung

Your Kiss, And I Will Surrender - Complete. Sequel to Little Blood Demons. 18+ Words: 34,695. Chapters: 2. The Coven were sick of decades of fighting between Hongjoong and his fledglings, Wooyoung and San. Seonghwa finally stepped in to mediate.

Hongjoong/Yunho

Alone Together - AO3, Tumblr - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 4,783. Kinktober Day 3: Orgasm Control. Boyfriends Hongjoong and Yunho have time to themselves so they indulge in each other.

Hongjoong/Yeosang

Spell My Name With Your Tongue - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 2,965. Kinktober Day 10: Piercings. Hongjoong has a new piercing, and he has the perfect idea for what to do with it.

Yunho/Yeosang

Walk All Over You - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 4,435. Kinktober Day 7: Foot Fetish. Yunho's been very good recently, so Yeosang spoils him by indulging in their not mutually shared fetish.

Yunho/Mingi

Princess By Dawn - AO3, Tumblr -Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 3,497. Kinktober Day 5: Praise Kink. Princess Mingi Agenda.

Yunho/Wooyoung/Jongho

Welcome to the new déjà vu - Complete 18+ Words: 55,548. Chapters: 6. Wooyoung and Yunho help Jongho finally get bitched into the omega he was always meant to be.

Yeosang/San

I feel that burning flame - Complete. Part of ATEEZ's Dungeons & Bad Dragons. 18+ . Words: 4,374. Kinktober: Sensory play. Wax Play, Ice Play. Yeosang was always good and asked for what he wanted. San had a hard time saying no to him, not that he ever really wanted to.

San/Wooyoung

Hold Me In Your Arms, Baby - AO3, Tumblr - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 3,292. Kinktober day 2: Against the wall. Just engaged Woosan come home from dinner and Wooyoung demands he gets fucked against the door.

Mingi/Jongho

Baby, You Can Drive My Car - AO3, Tumblr - Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 4,783. Kinktober Day 6: Thigh Riding. Jongho accidentally feels up his college roommate Mingi during a movie. So, like a good friend, he helps Mingi out and realizes some things about himself along the way.

Mingi/Wooyoung

Business and Pleasure - (Background Mingi/Yunho and Yunho/Wooyoung) Complete. One Shot. 18+. Words: 5,432. Kinktober Day 9: Naked-Clothed. Sugar Baby Wooyoung helps one of his Sugar Daddies out after a long week at work. Wooyoung definitely thinks he's got the best job out of the three of them.

Dividers by @/cursed-carmine

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[wrigglewormz]

Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

10 months, 6 chapters, and 55,548 words later, I finally finished Welcome to the new déjà vu. I am free from the visions that have plagued me

[plumbo-gummite]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

In celebration of San's birthday (which it still is in my timezone), I finally finished chapter 2 of Your Kiss, And I Will Surrender. HBD San, here's another vampire woosanjoong threeway, king <3

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

getting to the end of a fic and see ur friends username in the kudos

[baldyeosang]

these two san pics are insane

[thirstkanaphan]

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

why is hohong tagged in the fics recommendations if there is no hohong fics? i got excited :(

There is hohong on the post I swear 😭😭, under the series. While the series as a whole focuses on seongjoong, theres hohong fics in the series too i promise

But I shall offer you 3 more HoHong anyway as a peace offering orz

Mr. Magic Hands by I_ghostwrote_this

Rating: Explicit. Relationship: Yunho/Hongjoong. A few tags: Awkward Boners, Prostate Massage, Coming Untouched, Praise Kink, Hand & Finger Kink. Word Count: 4,462 "Hongjoong knew he worked too much. He knew he held all his tension in his shoulders. And he knew his lower back ached because of the way he slouched over his computer. He also knew that seeing a massage therapist would help his immediate aches and pains. What he didn’t know when he made an appointment at the first recommended massage place was that Dr. Jeong Yunho was an absolute hunk with a deep voice that soothed out all the rough edges of Hongjoong’s mind and gentle hands that worked the tensest muscles into painful relief."

Straight From The Source by HJsGayBF

Rating: Explicit. Relationship: Yunho/Hongjoong. A few tags: Alternate Universe - Office, Succubi & Incub, Wet Dream, Self-Lubrication, Breeding, Wing Kink, Soulmates, Magical Tattoos. Word Count: 6,757 "Hongjoong has been having some weird wet dreams. All of the revolving around his gorgeous junior at work. In some cruel twist of fate, they go to an onsen together, and he learns those dreams were on purpose, Yunho is an incubus."

Scruff by khett

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Yunho/Hongjoong, Yunho/Hongjoong/Seonghwa, OT8. A few tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Unpresented Pack Members, Scenting, Knotting, Crying. Word Count: 12,845 "Yunho wakes up one morning pissed off at Hongjoong for no reason. So he does what any normal person would do--he ignores the problem and tries to avoid Hongjoong like the plague for a week. It's fine. He's got this. Yeah he wants to punch Hongjoong in the face every time he walks into the room, but it's fine. It's whatever, he's handling it. It's not like they're at a crucial point in their brand new careers and in their relationship as an intended pack or anything. Yunho's sudden anger towards his future pack alpha won't get in the way of the group. He won't let it affect their lives. He won't let it affect his work performance. And he definitely won't blow up one day in the middle of practice and yell at his leader in front of everyone. ...He's not handling it."

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Fic Recommendations (1/?)

All of these are not my own, just spreading love for other fic writers. Also if any of these ao3 writers have tumblrs too lemme know to link them too! Ive linked the ones ik/remember. Alternatively if someone wants thir blog removed from here, lemme know <3

Descriptions come from the ao3 pages. I won't include all of the authors' tags, so make sure you read them all. The main ship of a fic, I will bold, and sub/background ships will be italicized.

Aster by CrabsNotKinks

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Hongjoong/Seonghwa, Wooyoung/San. A few tags: BDSM, Lingerie, Bondage, Sadism, Masochism, Dom Drop, Caning, Omorashi. Word Count: 162,276 "Hongjoong is trying to figure out what being a Dom means to him and Seonghwa is ready to have some fun while he looks for his next husband."

douceur en dentelle by softpupyun

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Yunho/Mingi. A few tags: Light Angst, Misunderstandings, Jealousy, Kink Discovery, Lingerie, Body Worship, Light Feminization, Orgasm Edging. Word Count: 29,840 "While looking for one of Yunho’s games, Mingi stumbles across something he was never meant to see — something soft, delicate, and definitely not belonging to Yunho, making Mingi fear the worst. The truth, however, is far more gentler and sweeter than that."

sink your teeth in me before the table's set by toosweet

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Choi San/Kim Hongjoong, Choi San/Park Seonghwa, Choi San/Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa. A few tags: Mafia AU, Desk sex, Blowjobs, Praise Kink, Degradation, Power Play, Cock Slapping. Word Count: 9,667. "San messes up on a job and his bosses punish him."

When Flowers Blossom by sendhelpplz

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Hongjoong/Seonghwa. A few tags: Vampires, Werewolves, Recreational Drug Use, Aphrodisiacs, Blood Drinking, Knotting. Word Count: 81,924 "Seonghwa had been obsessed with werewolves his whole life. He knew the intense pull he felt towards lycans was confusing for other vampires, and he honestly couldn’t even blame them – not even he himself could begin to understand why he felt the way he did about their so-called ‘mortal enemies’. Seonghwa had enough self-awareness to accept that there was probably something very wrong with him. A loose wire in his brain that made him spend stupidly high amounts of money on drugs laced with werewolf semen. Something that made him pay no attention to other vampires, or even humans, because he was too busy fantasizing about yellow eyes and bicolor fur while high on W."

instructions unclear by Sanbignaturals (@sanbignaturals )

Rating: Explicit. Relationship: San/Mingi. A few tags: Consenual Somnophilia, Free Use Choi San, Masturbation, Tiddy fuck, Come shot, background polyteez. Word Count: 3,396 " “Hang on, easy, Mingi, tell me what happened,” Seonghwa soothes him, taking Mingi’s arm to stop his relentless pacing. “San’s sleeping on my bed!” “…Well. Yeah. I gathered that.” “Naked!” “…” “Naked, hyung!” Seonghwa pinches the bridge of his nose and takes a deep, grounding breath. “Dammit, San,” he mumbles. “Not what I meant by being more obvious!” “Obvious? Wha—?” Mingi is interrupted when Seonghwa roughly grabs him by the shoulders, pinning Mingi with a grim look of importance. “Mingi-ah,” he grounds out, “please just fuck that poor guy already!” "

omne trium perfectum by zesstea

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: San/Yunho/Mingi, Yunho/Mingi, Yunho/San, San/Mingi. A few tags: Omegaverse, fated mates, mating cycles/in heat. Word Count: 25,240 "Yunho has loved Mingi since they were young and is happily celebrating their anniversary when he meets his fated mate, San."

Something To Take Care Of by HJsGayBF

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Jongho/Wooyoung/Seonghwa, Jongho/Wooyoung/Hongjoong, OT8. A few tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Threesome, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Face-Sitting, Double Penetration, Knotting. Word Count: 7,236 "Jongho's heat is coming. He's been intimate with his pack, but his heat makes him feel so vulnerable. He wants to get over his fear, so he asks Hongjoong (and by extension Wooyoung) to help him. When it comes, Hongjoong isn't there at first. Seonghwa and Wooyoung do what they can to ease his heat. Then Hongjoong finally comes home."

With Voyeuristic Intention by TooManyFandomsToBeSane (@ihavetoomanyfandomstobesane)

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: Yunho/Mingi. A few tags: Canon Compliant, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Blow Jobs, Light Bondage, Bukkake, Dry Humping. Word Count: 3,164 "Yunho and Mingi get freaky. Jongho watches."

All of the Show Dog Verse series by skzdust (@skzdust)

Rating: Explicit. Relationship: Hongjoong/Seonghwa, Yunho/Hongjoong, Hongjoong/Mingi, Jongho/Mingi, Wooyoung/Hongjoong. A few tags from the whole series: Dog Hybrid, Vaginal Sex, Dubious Consent, Temperature Play, Watersports, Praise Kink, Collars, Breeding Kink, Predator/Prey. There are 7 works as of this post. Description of a few fics: "In which Hongjoong is a Yorkie hybrid, and Seonghwa's considering a new pet." "In which Seonghwa trains Hongjoong." "In which Jongho and his mildly trained wolf dog hybrid Mingi come to visit"

A Little Bite of Fate by brialle

Rating: Explicit. Relationships: San/Wooyoung, Hongjoong/Seonghwa, Yunho/Mingi. A few tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Vampires, Blood Drinking, Light Angst, Road Trips, Happy Endings, Eventual Smut. Ongoing as of this post, 14 out of 25 Chapters. "Vampire Choi San's existence spans hundreds of years and he will still claim with absolute confidence that Jung Wooyoung is the most batshit crazy, annoying, high maintenance person he has ever met. Literally the last person on earth he would want to have as a companion on a road trip to Japan. Unfortunately, that is exactly what has to happen for San to get his peaceful eternity back."

Chosen by mkteez & SuguruEnthusiast

Rating: Explicit. Relationship: San/Wooyoung. A few tags: Mayan Mythology, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Predator/Prey, Dubious Consent, Body Worship, Blood Kink, Stockholm Syndome, not dead dove, but the dove is on life support, it would be dead if san wasn't so into everything, Drugged Sex, Dark Romance. Ongoing as of this post, 4 out of 10 Chapters "Feline eyes and a sly smile, hidden under gold and jewels. Sweet whispers and silky purrs under the thick palms anyone could fall for, but he was still a predator, sharp canines ready to sink into warm flesh. And what if San liked being his prey?"

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

Wooyoung and.. Hongjoong. We know that bitch already finds it hot when Hongjoong tells him off.

Other options may also be viable for Wooyoung hair pulling kink. Maybe someone walks in on them. or someone else doing the hair pulling. Who knows. Most important part is Wooyoung. With hair. That is getting pulled. hhhhhhhhfhdgshsgsa. Important. Highly important. Thank you, squire.

OHHH you're speaking my language with topazzzz

i might actually have a scene in a wip of hj already pulling wooyo's hair now that i think about it, but that's so far away from being complete and its a sequel to Little Blood Demons, so I shall give you not One, But Two topaz hair pulls, and work on a little quick thing. And if it gets away from me too... uhhhhhhh

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

OKAY SO. I ended up breaking up the sequel of little blood demons into two chapters, so we havent had Wooyoung getting his hair pulled yet, but there is woosan pulling hongjoong's hair in this chapter in the meantime. And getting That Out, i can lock in on topaz hair pulling heh heh heh

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

wooyoung hair pulling kink

im on it boss

[sun-dried-flower]

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

Wooyoung and.. Hongjoong. We know that bitch already finds it hot when Hongjoong tells him off.

Other options may also be viable for Wooyoung hair pulling kink. Maybe someone walks in on them. or someone else doing the hair pulling. Who knows. Most important part is Wooyoung. With hair. That is getting pulled. hhhhhhhhfhdgshsgsa. Important. Highly important. Thank you, squire.

OHHH you're speaking my language with topazzzz

i might actually have a scene in a wip of hj already pulling wooyo's hair now that i think about it, but that's so far away from being complete and its a sequel to Little Blood Demons, so I shall give you not One, But Two topaz hair pulls, and work on a little quick thing. And if it gets away from me too... uhhhhhhh

[average-pirate-enjoyer]

wooyoung hair pulling kink

im on it boss