The Blog of a Sensitive Cryptid

24 y/o artist, no rhyme or reason here, just posts I think were reblog-able

[pastel-clown-friends]

Bi Daily Ditzy Appreciation Post.

He is sleepy and he loves you.

[emi1y]

i feel like we dont talk about his ass proportions enough

[odekirk]

i can’t believe you guys made me google “walter white naked” to fact check this post

[catgirlanarchist]

y'all just love doing this huh

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[bellossom]

[gaysimmer-deactivated20160617]

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Context: Sims … 3? hat mod. Wear a bathtub as a hat. you can put a person in the bathtub because its still technically a bathtub. and then give them a hat.

[lieutenantfish]

tf2 in like three years

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbiantabes]

UPDATE:

[nflstreet]

[blueboyoutside]

[juuliiiiiiiiiiii]

watched this just after leaving my job where I scan documents for 8 hour shifts and I feel like a sim

[catboybot]

boys in fishnets? whats that? im a visual learner by the way

[bonelord10000]

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kuueater]

Another day another hustle keep that cock hard king let’s get that shit

[warriormale]

hey warriormale, while I feel very inspired by your page, as a guy with ankylosing spondylitis who can't physically Do a lot of things I feel I should be able to in the prime of my youth, I was wondering if you had any advice for Men who simply... cannot live up to this. And who might be feeling very down about that fact

Hi Jacob and thanks for the message. I actually get this question often from Men and Women who have serious illnesses or disabilities. People like you with debilitating illness fight this disease every day. Every day. And we fighters can learn many things from Men like you who are so persistent and courageous, plowing forward and trying to live a regular life that is difficult. I want you to realize that you don't have to go to a fight gym to fight. You're already fighting this terrible disease and all of us in the fight community are very proud of your courage and ultimately your Warrior Worth which is measured by fight skills, a trained body that fights the foe and Moral Virtues which you have earned so valiantly. You clearly have all three.

WarriorMale

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The roster leaked bros

[kata4a]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[in-sufficientdata]

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

[normal-horoscopes]

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

[normal-horoscopes]

There's an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

[cryptotheism]

[startreatment]

i'm gatekeeping all of my mutuals btw. you don't know them like i do lol! name 5 of their sopping wet pathetic boys. oh you can't? typical 🙄

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.