sleepy girl

magnitude 5 kissing event (multiple injured, at least 6 fatalities, damage to infrastructure not yet fully evaluated)

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by 藤田かくじ@徳川の猿①巻発売中@orizurubros

[tamamita]

I'm lost for words

[kazoracht]

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[agurrrbuzzy]

[pimpakkard]

[strangegutz]

Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star

OOAK handmade art doll

[kficc]

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[toskarin]

Can butlers be goth?

no, butlers are fundamentally frutiger aero

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[ceescedasticity]

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[asoi00]

[lilyblisslys]

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

[hnty026]

(XユーザーのHiramedousaさん: 「https://t.co/RIpxyywNCA」 / Xから)

[flyfeline]

"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"

the bluey dad:

[thetreetopinn]

Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

[capacity2]

This person being over 40yo has shaken me to my core