Jaffa Cake Theory 101

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[bookishbellaa]

HOLDEN CAULFIELD HAS A CREW CUT 😡😡😡 NOT A MODERN MULLET 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Blue and black stamps !!

No credit needed, reblog appreciated !!

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Some more !!

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Blue and black stamps !!

No credit needed, reblog appreciated !!

[valtsv]

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

[valtsv]

it was birds btw

[valtsv]

↑ angel

[lovewithagirl]

ID one from alt text: "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, from 1947 the term “angels” was commonly used to describe “unexplainable echoes” seen not only on radar pictures in Britain, but across the world." (from https://drdavidclarke.co.uk/radar-uaps/radar-angels/)

ID two from alt text: "However, the solution to the radar angel mystery was not found until the 1950s. Although highly seasonal, they were not directly related to the weather: the flights of angels coincided exactly with flocks of small migrating birds returning to Britain." (from https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/news/2021/mar/27/weatherwatch-planes-rain-and-wartime-radar-angels)

ID three from alt text: a murmuration of starlings against a grey dusk sky and silhouettes of power lines / end IDs

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Why are people still saying global warming isn't real?

You're actively melting into a puddle right in front my face and saying that?

Mind you, the maximum surface air temperature in the summer (1991-2020) where I live is below 25°C and it's 38°C right now.

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Drew Gooden and John Mulaney give me so much gender envy, it's insane..

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

Why am I so weird why am I so awkward why do I act like that why do I walk like that why do I talk like that

[recreational-word-sayer]

I'm like Cameron Frye except my dad isn't evil

[xx-sw4gg0t-xx]

an inanimate attraction. 🖥️🔌

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

What's better than a good Jaffa cake?

A good video essay that's more than an hour long with a plot twist halfway through!

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

JUST KIDDING HAH!

Of course there's nothing better than a good Jaffa cake.

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

What's better than a good Jaffa cake?

A good video essay that's more than an hour long with a plot twist halfway through!

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

A couple days ago, my brother took me to McDonald's.

We hardly go there, but it was raining so heavily on the way home, it would've been a bad idea to not take shelter.

He paid for me, on account of me not having my wallet with me.

He would've paid regardless.

I tried to keep it as cheap as I could. I've always had that tendency with any kind of shopping.

I did end up ordering too much food. As in, I felt really full. So, I shared some of my portion with my brother.

He's off to university after the summer holidays. I don't know when I'll see him again. All I know is that I'll miss him.

I won't tell him that I love him, but the implication is there.

Maybe I'll joke about it.

He'll understand it isn't a joke, won't he?

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

The older I get, the more I look forward to sleeping.

But I don't sleep. I just stay on my phone and watch whatever movie or video essay I didn't have the time to watch during the day.

"I never seem to have any time anymore."

..is what I tell myself. To make myself feel better.

I wake up early in the mornings sometimes, to get a headstart, just to spend an hour on my phone and get out of bed at the same time I always do.

Every day feels the same.

The older I get, the more I look forward to sleeping.

But I'm sleeping less and less.

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

I just realised that I don't have to carry all the responsibility in a group project!

I will still be doing so.

[averagejaffacakeenjoyer]

When your week is so cluttered with projects, exams and other responsibilities, that you just want to collapse to the ground, so the worms can eat you away before the stress does.