[love-summer-love33]

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

[beyonseh]

beck’s wikipedia has me crying

[averageuserr]

HELLO

HEYYY

[averageuserr]

Glendalough, County Wicklow, Ireland

[themightyflyingpig]

[utopialocks]

[thebossbaby-official]

[mydollyaviana]

WTF

[vespermartiniarchive-deactivate]

whenever tumblr makes ridiculous, pointless changes, i’m reminded of this episode

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[xcassiekilla]

It’s ridiculous how true this is

[susgorl-blog]

ATTENTION! PLEASE READ!

[averageuserr]

sweatsnervously:

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

[shortvideosandstuff]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

[flowersinoctober]

goodnight

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

I am done this the most relateable meme on this earth

[gifcraft]

[northgang]

[estradoll]

Accurate depiction of fox news.

[averageuserr]

me: i've waited 50 years for this

my mom: you're 17

me: i've waited 50 years for this

[todropscience]

[tidesandmist]

these are actually turtles

[itsaubreylmfao]

If my exes are out there reading this blog… Ignore the bad parts. I am happy and successful and good looking :)