I tried my hand at one of those two-column (contrapuntal) poems! I have a new level of respect for anyone who writes these lol
You can also read it on ao3 where I learned how to code an HTML table for this.
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I tried my hand at one of those two-column (contrapuntal) poems! I have a new level of respect for anyone who writes these lol
You can also read it on ao3 where I learned how to code an HTML table for this.
i have cried so many times the past few days just because of this movie
Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb
selfish
"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
yes
no
other
have you ever had an unusual pet? {things like pet snails, snakes, butterflies etcetc}
yes
no
unsure
results
I know a person with butterflies
When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny
everybody reblog this post and tell me your favorite animal that's not common. tell me your favorite animal that you haven't met another person who shares it, that you get "what's that" or weird looks for, or that you can never find plushies for. we getting unconventional today!!!! teach me something new!!!! show me something I haven't seen before!!! and yes bugs count
Spin the wheel. Tomorrow, you wake up in this country with, however implausible, a passport for both it and your home country. How do you feel?
This is awful; I’m booking a trip home immediately.
I really don’t like this; I’ll stick it out briefly, but I’m heading home soon.
This isn’t great; I’d rather be back home, but I’ll manage until I can get back.
Being here isn’t better or worse than being in my home country.
This is pretty nice; I’ll stay a little while, but go home eventually.
I love it here; I’ll be staying a long while before I go home.
This is amazing; it’ll be a long time before I go home, and I may stay here.
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
could an average, able-bodied person reasonably walk from where you live to a library, in good weather?
yes, because i live at a school/college etc with a library
yes, very easily
yes, there's a library in a reasonable walking distance
yes, but it'd take a while / terrain would suck to navigate
yes, but it'd take so long / be difficult enough to do that nobody would
no, there's no library in a reasonable walking distance
please
your newest fav character's lore is your fate now! how is it going?
good
bad
great
awful
dead
results
Caine😔
i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this
that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???
I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.
If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.
what do you have as breakfast
cereal
biscuit
pancake
waffle
eggs (scrambled/normal)
omelet
just bacon
a lunch food
a dinner food
leftovers
Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?
How do you feel about this?
HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME
This is very cool!
This is neat, I guess…
I mean, it could definitely be worse….
I feel utterly indifferent about this change
Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different
This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted
This is perfect for me (Deragetory)
This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…
This feels pretty sucky tbh…
This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?
THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT
This would fix me
Your fingernails start growing long, sharp and crystalline
I’d rather they be metal, but holy crap yes.
If you were a minecraft youtuber why would you get cancelled:
Your rp character was a dick
Said a slur (accident)
Said a slur (purpose)
Were a "negative stereotype"
Did a 2 hour long boundaries stream
Reblogged rpf of yourself
Something else
I'd never get cancelled I'm perfect
I'm bald.
If you were a minecraft youtuber why would you get cancelled:
Your rp character was a dick
Said a slur (accident)
Said a slur (purpose)
Were a "negative stereotype"
Did a 2 hour long boundaries stream
Reblogged rpf of yourself
Something else
I'd never get cancelled I'm perfect
I'm bald.
the amount of times mid-stream/mid-recording i've had to stop myself and go "oh god i cant say that" bc i said fag or something