Schlong Dong

I'm Avery, 23 (how long have I been 23 on here) any pronouns I don't mind, [ND & POC] I don't have a focus on here I just repost shit fr and talk about gross things :)

[calicobyers]

words of great encouragement :)

[avery-zyphr]

oh my god smurf go to hell.

[avery-zyphr]

I think all the actors for the younger versions of the characters in Animal Kingdom all need oscars because they captured the OG mannerisms soooo fucking well

[spicymotte]

doodle. gotta go and repot my plants now bye

[avery-zyphr]

the silent distress in Pope's face when J put the chips on his sandwich ohmygod

[avery-zyphr]

oh pope I want to form little rituals with you and get upset when something interrupts them <3

[sweetdeffectt]

Epilepsy surgery with intraoperative electrocorticography.

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[checkyourasianbias]

[creatingblackcharacters]

Shit, the way things are going, racial slurs, racist jokes, and the N word have become socially acceptable too. The bar, already in hell, has gone lower and still!

[nicomrade]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[avery-zyphr]

i wanna watch nature shows with Pope so I can tell him all the weird fun facts I know about them

Like how slugs are hermaphrodites but sometimes their penises get tangled up during mating and there's a chance one will chew the others off :)

[graciefaceytreestripe]

This may have been done lol. Thanks @justcakethanks for the template.

[anonbeadraws]

sketch -> final Love to see it from clean sketch to final!

[fairycosmos]

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

[vampireedolll]

why did a 30 something year old say the reason gen z has no time management because gen z didn’t grow up with having to know when shows came on with cable. like gen z grew up with cable. some gen z are in their late 20s. why do millennials treat gen z and gen alpha are interchangeable. i grew up with vhs tapes because my parents had a huge collection of vhs tapes and the vhs player worked. like we were not the ipad babies. (millennials raised the ipad babies 😭)

[f4therlesssss]

men should learn more about female desire and eroticism and devotion and passion and less about porn