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Going out to eat with Victor Gideon but he's literally not interested in his fucking food unless you shake it around in front of his dumb face until his prey drive activates.

Or

Vic eating you out and then taking a 48-hour snake nap after his meal

Absolutely fucking HOWLING at the thought of having to stick little blobs of his dinner to the end of a mini fishing rod and wriggle it about his plate to encourage him to gobble it up lmao. One hand on your own fork and the other just constantly flicking about and trying to be subtle about it.

There is not enough nutrients in fanny to keep him healthy! He's not taking that nap because he's full, he's taking that nap because he's a fat lazy bastard and he's afraid you're going to ask him to do things.

simon-roy

revisiting some aliens I haven't drawn in 12+ years for an upcoming short comic - and its lovely to see them again

geniusbee

these are getting weird

turnipoddity

gavries as that one trend

she-ramen

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

she-ramen

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

logan-exe

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

odyver

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

odyver

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

odyver

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

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megacarapa

@galacticonejos WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

dozydawn

two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

im-a-ramblr

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

nosoc0mial

Sketch of an examination, from memory

nosoc0mial

Routine inspections. Uncomfortable and lengthy, once a week. The doctor makes me strip naked for him every time, and it's freezing in his office. He inspects my breasts, my abdomen, my skin. Comments on my weight and posture before pulling my legs into stirrups. From there, it's a pelvic exam. The leather restraints go around my wrists and thighs. It goes like this every time. I wish he would stop, but he's not going to. He probes me, inserts a speculum, measures me, all while I can't move away. The doctor's gloved fingers slide again and rub my clitoris. I struggle, and he calmly notes how I'm responding to him. By the end of the examination I'm forced to orgasm by his hand. The doctor frees me from the table, and hands me a wipe to clean myself up with, as I've been left dripping wet. He tells me he'll see me next week at the same time. I know I have to keep coming back, and I will. Until he says that I'm cured.