Going out to eat with Victor Gideon but he's literally not interested in his fucking food unless you shake it around in front of his dumb face until his prey drive activates.
Or
Vic eating you out and then taking a 48-hour snake nap after his meal
Absolutely fucking HOWLING at the thought of having to stick little blobs of his dinner to the end of a mini fishing rod and wriggle it about his plate to encourage him to gobble it up lmao. One hand on your own fork and the other just constantly flicking about and trying to be subtle about it.
There is not enough nutrients in fanny to keep him healthy! He's not taking that nap because he's full, he's taking that nap because he's a fat lazy bastard and he's afraid you're going to ask him to do things.













