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[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[bunjywunjy]

could I get some cursed biology facts about shrimp please? thank you!

shrimp are normally pretty slow swimmers, using their swimmerets as paddles to cruise slowly through the water looking for food!

but in an emergency, shrimp can skedaddle AMAZINGLY fast, scooting away at about 30 body-lengths-per-second over short distances, which is so quick that they straight-up look like they're teleporting.

[dzamie]

small shrimp: *approaches*

big shrimp: don’t like that *yeets self into orbit*

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[biscuitgeekery]

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

[ape-escaper]

link is holding the camera

[mtg-realm]

Magic: the Gathering - LOKI APPROVED

Nice opening hand, posted by Trenton Hunter (@schefmtg)

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[laizy-boy04-deactivated20220501]

💐Happy Mothers day💐💕

[raakxhyr]

Among Us sona… Ghost and his son Little Blue (ft. Red)

Part 1 | Part 2

[nekohooch]

There’s a tunnel near my house that I walk my dog in and the acoustics are great so here is part of Into the Unknown ft. My dog Maverick as the “Secret Siren”

[toastyglow]

y'all you have GOT to unmute the video

[delmondo]

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

[awed-frog]

My current favourites from r/trippingthroughtime.

Bonus:

[suppermariobroth]

One of the sample comics found in WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase.

[jays--wing]

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

I’m not saying she is a slut, I’m just saying her spawn point isn’t set to her own bed very often.

[socialmediapeasant]

I pity the future historians that are gonna try and take a crack at this one

[whitepeopletwitter]

[webvein]

yeah. 

[catchymemes]

[waynekiller]

bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD

[waynekiller]

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