Avery fictive

Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't try to save me.

[averythemayonnaise]

Hello, my name is Avery. This blog is pro endo and pro radqueer, as well as belonging to a system mostly of immoral and sourced from religions headmates, if that makes you uncomfortable, dni.

Sourcemates or doubles are welcome to interact.

I go by he/they/it pronouns and any non-feminine neopronouns. (Dehumanizing pronouns preferred!) For now do not talk about my source, this will change later. Edit: we have finished my source so talk about it all you want!

Also know that this blog is run by a system with mostly persecutors, and yes, I do not have free will. If that upsets you, again dni. You are allowed to be nice to me or ask to dm/be my friend, but please do not excessively bash/speak ill of my masters/hosts.

you may send hate asks/any creepy/rude asks to me (Avery, not to anyone else.) , as long as it remains non-sexual! My host encourages this.

you can call me by whatever name you want, and feel free to ask to be my master, but you are not allowed to send in sexual asks, and if you want to be my master you will have to follow rules set by our host.

Host: if you want to be Avery’s master you have to first get to know the hosts of the system and befriend us. Do keep in mind that we are highly mentally unstable and have many immoral thoughts and opinions, though we will not harm you. This is because of mental illness which we can not currently deal with due to our home situation.

[irraddiated]

you cannot convince me that derek wasn't flirting with avery in that scene. like you can't. sorry.

if there's any mistakes im so sorry..... a silly detail i noticed is that like, derek is red with yellow accents and avery is green with yellow accents (opposite colors, yellow being the connector, kiy). it's cute. they are cute. Doomed yaoi </3

some artwork of the tadc cast as sanrio is coming up, might post them 3 days in a row or just every other day im undecided tbh

[rainbowstickerstarz]

I need more of Derek flirting with Avery fanart STAT

[averythemayonnaise]

Was looking for a system to ask a question about a plural hc and stumbled upon ur blog. When I read ur pinned post I practically forgot about my question and had to scroll ur whole blog out of morbid curiosity, and you know what I found? EMPATHY!! STOP MAKING ME FEEL EMPATHY THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!! /silly or smth idk

@a03nymous

THAT MAKES ONE OF US!!!! /Hj -Host

In all seriousness tho thanks haha ! (?) -Avery

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh this is a new response. Very degenerate. Very interesting :3

[averythemayonnaise]

:3

[lowkeylokilies]

Strange and interesting. I think you’re one of my favorites.

[averythemayonnaise]

O M G, YAY, IM A FAVORITE?! JAKEYYYY IM SOME1S FAVORITE!! YOU BETTER UP YOUR GAME!! @mittmelankoli

[lowkeylokilies]

Who is Jakey and who did you tag?

You should probably not be so happy about being my favorite. My last 2 favorites ended up being in a screaming match or in a torture nexus respectively.

[averythemayonnaise]

Jake is som1 who is (consensually) mean 2 me ^_^! I AM super happy abt being your favorite!! Ooo, screaming match sounds fun!

Host thinks it’s fun too but he’s NOT INVOLVED, GET OUTTA HERE HOST!! /J

[lowkeylokilies]

Fun! This will continue to be an interesting relationship. :3.

I’ll be in touch in your asks, and definitely annoying.

[averythemayonnaise]

^_^

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh this is a new response. Very degenerate. Very interesting :3

[averythemayonnaise]

:3

[lowkeylokilies]

Strange and interesting. I think you’re one of my favorites.

[averythemayonnaise]

O M G, YAY, IM A FAVORITE?! JAKEYYYY IM SOME1S FAVORITE!! YOU BETTER UP YOUR GAME!! @mittmelankoli

[mittmelankoli-deactivated202605]

Oh shoot... I need to hurry up then don't I /hj

[averythemayonnaise]

LOL

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh this is a new response. Very degenerate. Very interesting :3

[averythemayonnaise]

:3

[lowkeylokilies]

Strange and interesting. I think you’re one of my favorites.

[averythemayonnaise]

O M G, YAY, IM A FAVORITE?! JAKEYYYY IM SOME1S FAVORITE!! YOU BETTER UP YOUR GAME!! @mittmelankoli

[lowkeylokilies]

Who is Jakey and who did you tag?

You should probably not be so happy about being my favorite. My last 2 favorites ended up being in a screaming match or in a torture nexus respectively.

[averythemayonnaise]

Jake is som1 who is (consensually) mean 2 me ^_^! I AM super happy abt being your favorite!! Ooo, screaming match sounds fun!

Host thinks it’s fun too but he’s NOT INVOLVED, GET OUTTA HERE HOST!! /J

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh this is a new response. Very degenerate. Very interesting :3

[averythemayonnaise]

:3

[lowkeylokilies]

Strange and interesting. I think you’re one of my favorites.

[averythemayonnaise]

O M G, YAY, IM A FAVORITE?! JAKEYYYY IM SOME1S FAVORITE!! YOU BETTER UP YOUR GAME!! @mittmelankoli

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh this is a new response. Very degenerate. Very interesting :3

[averythemayonnaise]

:3

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[lowkeylokilies]

And requested them for some reason.. weirdo (lovingly)

[averythemayonnaise]

call me a weirdo again /Hj /platonic

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[lowkeylokilies]

It’s a whole thing teehee. Forgor to tag you, but you’ve witnessed it

[averythemayonnaise]

NOW I HAVE SEEN THE HORRORS…

[averythemayonnaise]

Have you seen the torture nexus? You should see it.

Over here

- @lowkeylokilies

I kinda expected this to be like. A harmful blog but- WHAT IS THIS-

/pos

-Avery

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

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[avery-no-mayo]

It would be kinda funny to see this go down….

[lowkeylokilies]

If so then why be boring and “choose mercy”?

[kelsesthenatural]

What the fuck is happening?

[lowkeylokilies]

I gathered a bunch of multiversal variants of a few people to communally decide whether or not to torture one of them.

[averythemayonnaise]

TORTURE ME….

[radicalgojo]

wanted to make a quick appreciation post for all the transautistics out there. as a cisautistic myself, it makes me so happy to see people see what i have, and desire to be it. my whole life i've always felt different, and when i found out i was autistic i felt even worse. to see a whole community of people out there who wanna be like me, i dunno it just feels really nice. to all my transautistics out there, you ARE autistic. no-one can tell you what you are and what you aren't, that's for you to decide. ignore all the people who constantly shit on it, they're just bigots who hate seeing others happy. you've got one life, so live it by being the version of you that you desire to be. - 💙

[averythemayonnaise]

AS A FELLOW CISAUTISTIC SYSTEM WE AGREE!!

[averythemayonnaise]

Derek Derek Derek Derek derlorde derek Derek Derek deker decker?!

[sleepcollective]

Does this ever happen to anyone else

[averythemayonnaise]

1500th like

[pixelpawsisaweirdname]

I loooove the concept of Avery finding Derek irl and when he gets there Derek is rotting in a mess of his own sweat, blood, vomit, tears/saliva (and if the 'KIY can't suppress your bladder' stuff is anything to go by likely piss aswell) and Avery dosent even register this or care. He dosent hesitate out of fear of getting dirty, he doent tiptoe around Derek's body, he just immidiately calls an ambulance, sits him upright, does anything he possibly can because he cares about him so much that love and concern are the only things he could possibly feel right now.

Bonus: when Derek wakes up he's so deathly embarrassed that Avery found him like that because he's always seen first impressions as very important and Avery is telling him its ok and he didn't care and eventually Derek just starts crying out of humiliation

you get a shitty trackpad doodle cause I can't find my stylus

[vict1mthree]

YUMMMYYYY I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS

[averythemayonnaise]

AHHH THIS IS SO US, DEREK!!

-Avery

[vict1mthree]

REAL!!! -🪶⚔️

[averythemayonnaise]

HELLO BAIF / PARTNER / UNLABLED /LOVER ?!

-Avery

[pixelpawsisaweirdname]

I loooove the concept of Avery finding Derek irl and when he gets there Derek is rotting in a mess of his own sweat, blood, vomit, tears/saliva (and if the 'KIY can't suppress your bladder' stuff is anything to go by likely piss aswell) and Avery dosent even register this or care. He dosent hesitate out of fear of getting dirty, he doent tiptoe around Derek's body, he just immidiately calls an ambulance, sits him upright, does anything he possibly can because he cares about him so much that love and concern are the only things he could possibly feel right now.

Bonus: when Derek wakes up he's so deathly embarrassed that Avery found him like that because he's always seen first impressions as very important and Avery is telling him its ok and he didn't care and eventually Derek just starts crying out of humiliation

you get a shitty trackpad doodle cause I can't find my stylus

[vict1mthree]

YUMMMYYYY I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS

[averythemayonnaise]

AHHH THIS IS SO US, DEREK!!

-Avery