best line of AOU don't fight me on this
Hydra guy 1: who is it
Hydra guy 2: sir, it's the avengers
Hydra guy 1: hold them
Hydra guy 2: ..........it's the avengers
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best line of AOU don't fight me on this
Hydra guy 1: who is it
Hydra guy 2: sir, it's the avengers
Hydra guy 1: hold them
Hydra guy 2: ..........it's the avengers
Reblog if you stayed until the very end of Age of Ultron, JUST to make sure there wasn’t an end credit scene.
How to solve problems 101 by Pietro Maximoff
thoughts on the friendzone
when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn’t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors. we collected caterpillars in my trailer park and built them houses while we traded pokemon cards. he wasn’t the only one. there was ben, and mitch, and noah—but kyle’s the only one who hurt me, because when he tried to kiss me and i asked him why, he told me “because you’re a girl and i’m a boy, shouldn’t we like each other?”
i missed him so much and i wondered why he couldn’t just be my friend like he always was
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there is cat in my house. i don’t own cat.
Update: cat seems friendly.
Update: dog is unconvinced.
Update: dog’s suspicions were correct. cat gained tactical advantage of dog’s crate and claimed victory.
dog, exiled and dejected, seeks refuge with his last remaining allies in space-under-the-desk.
its like im sorry but im not
Don’t worry little feminists™, mommy’s here.
what is this doing on my dash
how are people not embarrassed making shit like this
based mom
I thought this was gonna be some daddy bullshit but it still turned out to be bad
facts & logic
"I’m going to infantilize women to minimize their points, that’ll show those darned feminists what’s what!"
I know I joke a lot about how anti-sj comics are often just old anti-suffrage comics with a new coat of paint, but in this case it’s just a literal carbon copy (with some superfluous words)
you’re literally on the same level as a 1900s-1910s misogynist. congrats
Haha shut down
STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.
The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.
I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.
And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.
If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.
It’s only about 1-2 dollars.
The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.
Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?
It’s a very cheap way to get around life.
WHAT
The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'eat something'
'buckle up'
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
'Be safe'
'You can have the last slice'
'did you get home okay?'
true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
Obviously you choose the TARDIS, with it you’ll go to all the other places…
Also who in their right mind would open the door to Westeros? Do you know what happens in there? You die. That’s it. You die. EVERYONE DIES.
IS NOBODY GOING TO MENTION DUMBLEDOOR. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS THERE. DO YOU JUST TELEPORT INSIDE HIS BODY STRAIGHT UP MISS FRIZZLE STYLE.