Lurking-Occasionally

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[oneheadtoanother]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[sixteensecrets]

A new addition to the smirk collection:

[valtsv]

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

[valtsv]

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

[spookberry]

Honestly shouldve figured it out the second they didnt have our blonde reporter guy become romantic interests with George's daughter after the cop kept embarrassing himself

[samballie]

If you died, I would choose not to forget you in 3 seconds, but you're not nerdy enough to understand that

[a-timely-problem]

Hugh Jackman has never been as sexy as he is while reading to sheep and carrying one with PTSD out of a carnival

[bioniclechicken]

Saw Sheep Detectives

[samballie]

My winter lambs

[krossan]

[4ugust-art]

Shoutout to the only movie to make me cry since I was like 12 (like, damn near three times).

[olidel]

[gentlier]

@thunderstorm-skald, I thought you’d find this funny, too 😄

[cuddlycharizard]

Watched sheep detectives yesterday

[avidfanficlover]

Spoilers ‼️‼️‼️

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[avidfanficlover]

Chapter 448 of wtdsik! Too good😭😭😭

That cliffhanger is lethal😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[nitewrighter]

Medean Task: Doing this is going to destroy you and what you love just as much as the person you're trying to destroy. Everyone is telling you this, and you already know this. But your "fuck that guy and what he thinks he can do to me" instinct is just that strong. Also admittedly you get an extremely badass exit when all's said and done.

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[obori-reisuke]

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