With this rage inside of me...!

⊹₊⟡⋆ I NEED A FRIEND THAT'LL NEVER BETRAY ME !! There's no time like where we are... ⊹₊⟡⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── I bless this ground with a holy word. I come together with the light and consecrate this ground. ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

[avidhuntsvampires]

Is there a virus infecting your system? Have the cuts left an animal mark? 🗡️⚗️

Avid ⭑.ᐟ she / her , it / its ᯓ★ bisexual , tfem ^_^ @me4ngills <3

Int from @aangel-biites ⭑.ᐟ V!Avid fictive ᯓ★ Anti-endo DNI!

I block: anti-endo, pro/com/darkship, radqueer, transID, tma/tme user

Tags ⋆⭒˚.⋆

blah blah blah: talking !!

rb: reblog !!

sire daddy: scott !!

ooh pretty: highlights !!

beacon guide me: vent :(

my friends !!: moots !!

hellooo: asks !!

vampire hunter: me !!!!!!

my fags: mogai :D

Userboxes!! ᯓ★ Find creds for all graphics under #intro creds :]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

[kittiescatlover]

(Going around speaking to kitties) Hello. What is your power? Hello. What is your power?

[bl00d0wen]

@avidhuntsvampires

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[veylocke-abolition]

@avidhuntsvampires

[bennyboybenniest]

Vampires!Avidscott! :3

I watched You and I are Polar Opposites while doing this hehehe

[fallenrulers]

@avidhuntsvampires

[avidhuntsvampires]

SCREAMS

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[nebu-lime]

Bbbbbbbbb <- drowning

[ratssica]

Vampires Scott! I love this man

[dogpuppy]

[jame7t]

your honor. we find the defendant: sillayyyy

[jame7t]

guards rub his belly 20 years

[ennarchy]

idk who needs to hear this but 15 seconds is way too long to put a gluestick in the microwave

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[gokusclit]

Your boyfriend is not “a little fruity” and we are putting him down like a dog

[sorreleater]

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

[sorreleater]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from Daggerlad (@/ Daggerlad2) reading:

Me: *gruesomely hunched* Installed another spine

Coworker: 4th one right?

Me: Mhm

Coworker: Just finished a little project of my own.. *wrapping a segmented arm around me* all wrists

Me: gimme a quick squeeze, crack my back

HR guy: *skittering in on 100 fingers* No Squeezing /End ID]

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[strawmanfallacy]

Youre asking me an awful lot of questions about my very self-explanatory "I DESERVED IT" shirt

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Yesterday I bought myself a little splurge of a plushie I found on sale that I really wanted, and I also cleaned out my car and put my stuffed animals in the back seat. (I usually have them on display back there, but I was busy giving people rides for a while so they had to go in the trunk.)

Today I came in and sat down after a really crappy day… and after snuggling with one of my little guys for a minute, it really made me feel a lot better.

A friendly reminder that the silly things that make you happy are importer, no matter how childish. 🩷

[gaelsstuffiehome]

This is such a beautiful reminder! Thank you 😊