If Mr. Bean served cunt.

She/her. 34. Ohio. Gay/ace. Fan of lewd jokes, loud music, and the fall of capitalism.

[schecoperez]

the rpf will continue until morale improves

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[astershollanov]

it's been nearly eight months since heated rivalry first aired and i still spend every free minute thinking about hollanov

[datasoong47]

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman

[blond-shell]

ok wait sorry i laughed

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[depsidase]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[the-joju-experience]

I mean, I guess there's always the inherent eroticism of the sea

[bearie]

thirft shop

im gonna fuck your dad

[bearie]

i was gonna do more but thats all i could think of

[bearie]

things have been bad for me lately

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[kosmogrl]

What does RPF stand for?

real people fucking? i think