Curious Light looked at the little girl the celestials anointed to be the Guiding Light. She was around 13 and was always so kind to the entities, but they already noticed how she was particularly close to Timothy, Seek, Hide and A-120, with 120 being her favourite.
Today is Christmas day, and Curious Light noticed that A-120, alongside a pair of humans they seemed really close to, was baking a cake.
"Matthew, not like that!" A-120 shouted at the older human man, as the younger human teen, completely naked, beat up a Screech with a bible tied to a staff.
"A layer of chocolate icing will fix that, John!" The human shouted at A-120.
"Mark, put on some clothes already!" Shouted Seek, who wore a white jacket over his shirt. The batter he was mixing was so thin, Curious Light contemplated asking if it was actually soup he was making.
"Go to hell, Silas, your batter looks like piss!" The nude human shouted, beating the crap out of a Screech.
Curious Light stared at the 4 people attempting to bake a cake (which looked more burned than Isaac 'A-90' who was nearly ritually sacrificed by his father, Abraham) before leaving, seeing Guiding Light talking to Halt and Ambush, introducing them to a pair of older adults.
"Guys, say hi to Auntie Miriam 'Mary' and Uncle Laz! And you two, meet Hazael 'Halt' and Amby. They're like my version of Rocky and John Evie." Guiding Light told the adults, who nodded at the pair.
Curious Light smiled at the grown-ups before having to stop Haste from summoning bears. Blitz was laughing their asses off as Lookman texted his friends.
"Hey, Glitch." Curious Light tapped on Glitch's shoulder, and the latter glitched(read: had a seizure) and suddenly wore a set of robes you think you saw on a old, shabby Christian TV show, the type of robe a pharisee would wear.
"Glitch?" Curious Light asked, only to get shushed by the purple entity, as Shadow, an entity you consider to either be a hangman's victim or a victim of desperation and hung himself, kissed a man who looked suspiciously like Guiding Light and definitely dead.
'Who are these people?!' Curious asked in their mind, as they made their way to room 50, the library.
Figure and Seek were... ahem, reproducing, as usual, a small egg on the floor. Blushing, the yellow architect exited the library and headed to Jeff's shop.
Strangely enough, when you opened door 52, you noticed that Jeff was accompanied by a man in his mid-30s, with light blue hair, helping to decorate the room with blue wall decor and a tree you think was right outside the mines.
"Hello. You're much prettier than what John said you looked." The man with light blue hair spoke. Curious Light felt their face redden as Jeff handed you a note, which read: This is the guy who taught me finance :) his name is Andrew :)
Curious Light smiled at Jeff as the man, Andrew, offered to help El Goblino, or as you called him, Elias Carmine.
"Oi, düd, Merry Christmas!" The red goblin greeted Curious, shedding his fear of them for ages already.
"Hello... do you, by any chance, know who Shadow is kissing? And the men in the kitchen, who are they?"
Jeff passed over its tip jar. "Info for money? Sure." Curious passed a handfunnof gold coins into the tip jar, and Jeff, in its barely legible handwriting (or is it tentacle-writing?)
*That's Jesuna. Or at least his deadname that A-120 provided for privacy. Funfact, that's what the 'J' in Guiding's initials stands for :)* (Guiding's initials are RJC.)
"Thanks, Jeff." Curious Light sprinted down the halls to see Rush and Dupe pull together multiple human victims from earlier.
"What are you guys doing?" Curious asked, their eyes blinking between the two entities.
"Oh, Nico(Glitch) told us to get him Frankenstein. That's what we're making. Said it's for Guiding." Rush replied in his deep, booming voice, sewing together an arm on the shoulder.
Dupe supressed a chuckle at Curious Light's facial expression as he passed over a leg for Rush to sew on.
Curious ended up at room 52, contemplating life as Ambush passed out party hats.
"~Happy birthday to you~ happy birthday to you~happy birthday to Rena~" The entities sang, clapping as Glitch handed her a handful of knobs, a bottle of perfume-
"Happy birthday, little savior -" A-120 was cut off by the screams of the entities and Glitch's shout of 'frankensense, like the embalming fluid, you fools, not Frankenstein!'
Curious Light saw the supposedly dead man and Shadow facepalm.
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