Laughing with a Mouth of Blood

> They/Them

[pnglove]

RAT CAKE ♡🐀

[lamignonette]

[userdanewhitman]

Hayley Williams for Vans ‘The Authentic’ Off The Wall campaign. Photographed by Rosie Marks

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HAYLEY WILLIAMS Vans Off The Wall Spring Campaign 2026 - Behind the Scenes

[iftadwascool]

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[alivehouse]

offering the venus of willendorf some of my taro milk tea

[elvneedleworks]

I finished this just in time for EGGTOBER!!!!!

MY TOILS ARE WORTHWILE

[somestorythoughts]

that is one delighted cat I love it.

The blanket is egg-cellent.

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[mintaii]

to simply exist

[taumarturg]

my first blender creation. A low poly eastern red bat

what should I name him

[salazar-bollinger]

[rocktheholygrail]

[iwtvsource]

interview with the vampire cast [13∞] | SDCC 2025

[explorerof-theunknown]

of all the fucked up shit that was allowed to happen on the set of 'the evil dead' 1981 dir. sam raimi my absolute favorite so far has to be how they apparently let bruce fire a loaded shotgun towards the camera for real like how did these motherfuckers survive

[quemirabobo]

Some were drawing yaoi on churches or sculpting the hottest Lucifer but point still stands

[tilthat]

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

[theradioghost]

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

[oakenroots]

As of July, 2025, he has outlived Ozzy Osbourne and is 97 years old.

[arctic-hands]

I need him to live to 101 at the very least, as a fuck you to kissinger