Definetly Not A Bunch Of Owls In A Trench Coat

~Hallie~. 22 I don't know what this blog is about anymore.

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

[sleepy-crows]

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

i. am so small.

[effable-as-f]

Tumblr's algorithm working for once

[silkysong]

storm warning

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[ampervadasz]

[thatbowserguy]

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[cyborg-furby]

Assigned female at barn

[jesusfuckingchrist]

assigned horse girl

[the-big-mood]

[webscene-remade]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[friendraichu]

[headspace-hotel]

I missed the last one entirely because I was too focused on “weak jeans”

[blackvelvetofnight]

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

[magsam]

Chris Evans Is PEOPLE’s 2022 Sexiest Man Alive

[leg-stealing-bee]

oatmeal :)

[leg-stealing-bee]

it was about the food but now it's also about her

[little-mephistopheles]

She says thank you

[leg-stealing-bee]

OATMEAL!!!!

[everythingfox]

Catwalk

[shubbabang]

The yearly curse has lifted

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth